Britney's New Perfume

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 4:08pm

Anyone smelt it? Or dealt it?
I love the cutsie-poo commercials with Britney and Kevin living their very own fairy tale. It's so AAWWWWWWWW....
I hear it smells like cheese doodles and day-old thong.

[peach]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 4:21pm

Now that I have spit coffee all over my computer screen (thx for the laugh!)

I have smelled it - you summed it up about right! My friend says it smells like "an old french who*e."

[EverythingIsRENT]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 4:55pm

I like it, it smells like cupcakes

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 4:57pm

This is approx. in the same category as Debbie Gibson's classic late 80s scent, Electric Youth.

[peach]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 5:12pm

Ah! Electric Youth! In the 80s I remember I wore "colors" by benetton.

[andyf]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 5:18pm

It makes you smell like a baby prostitute.

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 5:28pm

OMG Colors by Benetton! Classic!

[peach]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 5:45pm

I remember Eternity by Clavin Klein was also popular in the late 80s/early 90s. I wore that too, until I broke a bottle of it in my dorm room and the smell was in the carpet for months. Now I can't get anywhere near it without getting a massive migraine...

Back on Britney - a chick in Macy's attacked me with the new fragrance. I said to her, "thanks, but how many people my age are actually buying this?" She giggled and sprayed it in my hair.

And I smelled like it -- with base notes of cheese doodles, cupcakes and day-old thong, a heart of old french who*e, and a delightful top note of baby prostitute -- for the remainder of my shopping trip!

[CostumeMistress]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 6:10pm

I heard her first perfume described as "an elevator full of junior high girls who put on too much of thier mothers' perfumes."

Is the second one similar?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 6:13pm

It smells like skank in a bottle

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 6:30pm

I had a bottle of Electric Youth. It was so godawful. My guy friend loved Debbie Gibson, so I gave it to him. It exploded in his parents' car.

You can't even IMAGINE.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 6:39pm

Debbie Gibson had a perfume?!

I have not had a whiff of Britney's new scent, but I thought her first one smelled like old lady rose perfume. Ick.

[Nina]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 6:47pm

I would imagine a Britney Spears perfume to smell like Fritos and Slim Jim with a slightly heady undertone of Velveeta and Marlboros.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 6:50pm

Who knew white trash could smell so much like a 7-11.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 10/21/05 at 7:11pm

Diva, You took the words right out of my mouth. Guess I know what I won't be getting you this Christmas.