Can the Adults Please Smoke - FIVE- Page 67

[junglered]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 3:07pm

Hello to all the lovely ladies of the Adult thread!

Boobs - A little nip once in a while, does feel good!

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 3:08pm

Undi!!! I've missed you in these parts. We must be on opposite posting schedules.


100% frog.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 3:19pm

Undi...we could be related..hee hee.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 5:34pm

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

(Chorus)
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'
her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers.

(Chorus)
He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

[Mamie]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 7:06pm

It's truly a lost art. They just don't write lyrics like that anymore.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 7:13pm

Mamie - I thought you meant that streaking was a lost art.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 7:17pm

Especially in winter...

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 7:21pm

*embarrased* I had to google that to figure out what it was.

'Streaking in Winter - The Musical'

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 7:23pm

Not a lost art with Moony around.

Those picnics last year sure were interesting.

[Mamie]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 7:26pm

I'm too old. I remember when that stupid song was in the top 10 and every radio station played it. (Or something very similar to it.) Of course, streaking was also very popular then.

(What can I tell you? Our brains were still smokin' from the 60's.)

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 7:28pm

I'm pretty sure I never heard it back home...

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 7:33pm

I remember it when I was a kid. Along with Sister Mary Elephant . . .

"Class, class . . . SHUT UP . . . thank you."

[Mamie]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 7:34pm

I couldn't remember the exact year so I looked it up. Ray Stevens recorded it in '74. It was a big hit among a certain crowd. (Like I said - some brains weren't operating on all cycles in the early 70's.)

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 8:04pm

A lot of brains from the 60s are still not operating on all cycles.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 8:12pm

I am proud to say I survived the 80's without hurting a single brain cell...

Ok, a few were injured...

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 8:30pm

Cheeze streaked thru, and I missed it???

That song cracked me and my friends up!

[harris007]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:01pm

*Streaks on by* WHOOSH

[gettinhep]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:10pm

Okay, who belongs to this pile of clothes?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:36pm

Hmmmm...looks like guy's clothes. Must be Rath's.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:38pm

*grabs flannel shirt and cords and leaves in a huff*

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:39pm

Hey Missy - don't forget the Birkenstocks!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:40pm

Are you on Moony's payroll?

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:41pm

You know me honey - it's gratis!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:42pm

Another victim of Moony's evil web...

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:43pm

She left the suspenders behind, too. No wonder her pants fell down.