Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 35: Look Who's Here,We're Still Here!! — Page 111

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#2751

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Max Monday

Posted: 4/30/12 at 11:43am

My mother's dachshund simply refuses to be house trained. He's three years old already and been to professionals and STILL does whatever he wants around the house. Not to mention he's still difficult with other dogs (except mine who he has no problem siwth whatsoever) and trying to walk him can result in a dislocated shoulder. I keep telling her to call Cesar Millan.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#2752

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Max Monday

Posted: 4/30/12 at 1:43pm

I have the talk with Frankie every morning. Please no pooping or peeing on Daddy floors. Typical child, he doesn't listen. Then when I yell at him he rolls over on his back with that look that says "I'm too cute for you to yell at me, now rub my belly"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2753

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Max Monday

Posted: 4/30/12 at 2:25pm

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#2754

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Max Monday

Posted: 4/30/12 at 2:36pm

And, on a related topic, I crack up every time when I see this:

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#2755

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Max Monday

Posted: 4/30/12 at 2:39pm

My mom's pugs never understood the always going outside thing. I have actually only known a few dogs that were good with it.

Serenity had a thing with peeing in the pantry when she was younger, but now is always in the litter box. Scorpio will poop right outside the box if I haven't cleaned it quick enough for him, but he is polite enough to kick litter out and cover it.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#2756

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Max Monday

Posted: 4/30/12 at 2:50pm

I got my puppy (when I was 16) in the summer and he was outside most of the first few months with us so he got used to using the backyard. We never had any problem with him breaking training. Of course this only works under 3 conditions: 1) a backyard (Central Park does not count) 2) warm weather 3) someone home most of the day (like a very patient mom who never wanted a pet in the first place but was a good sport about the whole thing).

#2757

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Max Monday

Posted: 4/30/12 at 3:00pm

Rusty was pretty good about going outside. Most of the time, once he was out there, he didn't want to come back in, during the warm weather, that is. He'd hang out on the cool patio snoozing for hours.

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#2758

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Max Monday

Posted: 4/30/12 at 6:05pm

I have been very lucky - both Zander and Zorra use the litter box religiously, and the only issue I have is with litter "kickage" from Zander when he tries to bury his masterpiece with special enthusiasm.

#2759

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Max Monday

Posted: 4/30/12 at 7:47pm

Max survived his first full afternoon without me. Two of the kids from upstairs came down to let him out of the crate and keep him company for a bit, and he was in good spirits when I got home.

He's going to meet his vet tomorrow morning. He's had his first round of shots already so tomorrow is a meet/greet and initial checkup. I have a lot of questions for her -- most urgent is how long before I can get him into a training class and/or take him into the Park.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#2760

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Max Monday

Posted: 5/1/12 at 3:00am

House breaking is so much fun. I jest not. I love house breaking dogs ... maybe I've been lucky, but my pups have been housebroken pretty quick. Then again, I did have the benefits of always having a yard. With Walter I took a week off from work when we first got him, and he was house broken within a day or two.

Deet - I think Walter was about 20 weeks when we started training. Best thing we ever did.

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

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