Did anyone see the RITZ and have any idea what was wrong with CHUCK?
Updated On: 10/16/07 at 05:29 PM
Maybe it really DOES hurt?
SEX SELLS! SILLY FUN WITH A HAPPY ENDING!
Excuse my puns. I just got home from THE RITZ. A STEAMY. SEXY. SILLY. SEDUCTIVE evening of theater. If you want to laugh, The Ritz will entertain you. I admit to adoring campy, kitchy silly shows. The Ritz is very silly but also a very engaging evening if you love silly farce.
The best moments of the show were written by Seth Rudetsky. Two very funny numbers. One for GOOGIE GOMEZ(Rosie Perez) who plays an over-sexed, non talented singer in a gay sex house.(The Baths in the late 70's) His number was a campier version of many Forbidden Broadway acts all rolled into a sure fire hysterical riot.(My favorite part of the show well, second to the beautiful view in towels)
This show is very sexy and yes I am a single woman so this show did make my eyes open wide.
If you are a gay man or a straight woman who loves to laugh one can not stop smiling after the very entertaining and sexy joyfest called THE RITZ.
This show is for adults 18 and up. It will open your eyes and make you laugh if you have a sense of humor and go in with an open mind. It is strictly entertainment and could give you a heart murmur.
If you like Forbidden fruit and HAPPY ENDINGS take a chance.
Tickets: 212-719-1300. This play with music will run through December 2nd. Nudity and gorgeous bodies are included.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
"If you like Forbidden fruit and HAPPY ENDINGS take a chance."
I adore that line.
I wanted to know what was wrong with Chuck.
His hands are toooooo big, even with Crisco.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Given Corine's obsession with Avenue Q, it makes a lot of sense that she'd fall in love with Mr. Crisco.
If you get my meaning.
By way of clarification: Palpitations. Excitement can cause palpitations.
Leaky valves in the heart cause heart murmurs. It's a medical condition that has nothing to do with giddy sexual stimulation. Or excitement.
Or happy endings. And really, who DOESN'T love a happy ending? Although I, myself, have never been a fan of forbidden fruit.
Thus ends my pointless ramble of the morning....
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Although I, myself, have never been a fan of forbidden fruit.
Perhaps that's way so many fruits flock to you.
Pictures from the Crisco Disco, circa 1976:
The Crisco Disco, West 15th Street corner of 10th Avenue:
The dance floor:
Been there.
I KNOW the guy who invented the portable lighted disco dance floor.
I can't see the picture you posted, but my mind made the leap to that little tidbit and I just had to share...
I *know* him, but not in the Biblical sense.
I did, however, meet Xaviera Hollander at a party at his apartment once.
Namo,
I am not in love with him. His name happens to be Ryan Idol and he was a model for PLAYGIRL.
And Flitty, he gave me palpitations. I have never seen Playgirl Magazine but I might subscribe.
He is gorgeous. I don't know how any gay or straight woman could not have palpitations from him.
Namo,
I am not in love with him. His name happens to be Ryan Idol and he was a model for PLAYGIRL.
And Flitty, he gave me palpitations. I have never seen Playgirl Magazine but I might subscribe.
He is gorgeous. I don't know how any gay or straight woman could not have palpitations from him.
If he can sing, he would make a perfect Hercules. He is stunning!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
Mr. Idol 'modeled' for a lot more than Playgirl . . .
Idol has a hairy back.
I always wondered who bought those Ryan Idol and Jeff Stryker dil--
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Last time I saw a Playgirl was in 1993 or so, so I'm not sure if things have changed, but they didn't show boners then, if that sort of thing is important to you.
only boners that aren't hairy on the backside.
He is the most beautiful and sexiest man I have ever seen. I almost passed out on Friday.
And I never heard of him. I have never seen Playgirl Magazine.
Is it an interesting read?
Here's a bio for Ryan Idol you probably won't find in the Playbill:
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Ryan Idol is an American male pornographic actor (porn star) of the 1990s who performed in pornographic movies catering mainly to gay male audiences. He was born Mark Anthony Benet in Worcester, Massachusetts on 10 August 1966. He has French, Irish, and Native American ancestry.
Generally considered a "gay for pay" performer who pursued heterosexual relationships off the set, Ryan Idol created something of a sensation in two of his last videos; in Idol Thoughts he performed fellatio on co-star Tom Katt, and in Idol Country, he performed fellatio and anilingus on co-star Steve Marks.
Advance publicity for his last video, Idol in the Sky, released in 1996, promised that Idol, who until then had been a "top", would "bottom" in anal sex for the first time on screen.
This did not come to pass, and the video was neither a great critical nor financial success. Idol soon retired from the industry, although he continued to work as a male prostitute and dancer/stripper, and also acted on stage in the play, Making Porn.
In February 1988, he appeared as the "Man of the Month" centerfold in Playgirl under the name Marc Anthony Donais.
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