Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gallagher OBCRs but NO GAY SEX

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Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gallagher OBCRs but NO GAY SEX

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:22pm

Can Ahhhhhhh have a WITNESS? Ahhhhhh lipsynch to Hazel Flagg--and Dreamgirls!--but Ahhhhhhh did NOT have GAY SEX!

Can Ahhhhhhh have a WITNESS?

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gallagher OBCRs but NO GAY SEX

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:32pm

So he (pole)smoked but did not (swallow)inhale?

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gallagher OBCRs but NO GAY SEX

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:34pm

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Updated On: 11/3/06 at 03:34 PM

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gallagher OBCRs but NO GAY SEX

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:35pm

That's a black choir, hon.

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gallagher OBCRs but NO GAY SEX

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:37pm

Pal said "can Ahhhhh have a witness"

The choir is shouting "AMEN!"

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Updated On: 11/3/06 at 03:37 PM

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gallagher OBCRs but NO GAY SEX

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:37pm

Church member E.J. Cox, 25, called the claims "ridiculous."

"People are always saying stuff about Pastor Ted," she said. "You just sort of blow it off. He's just like anyone else in the public eye."




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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:39pm

Cox? Blow if off? In the...eye?

This guy just can't win, can he?

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:41pm

Did he blow it off. He got a massage and no sex, bought the meth but threw it out.

Not a good decision maker.

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:43pm

I have to say this one really makes me happy. With Foley, I felt bad because he is a predator. With the Kerry thing, I was just pissed. This is just so ludicrous. Man. I can't wait to hear more. I wanna hear these voice messages. Queens, lol.

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:44pm

Does E.J. stand for "Eat John's"?

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:46pm

No shout-out to my Helen Gallagher reference?

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:47pm

That's like using the lame excuse, "I was just holding those cigarettes for a friend."

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:47pm

But Greg Brady really WAS just holding them.

Or he had the wrong jacket.

Whatever...HE'S INNOCENT!

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:49pm

Here you go PalJoey for your Helen Gallagher reference

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:54pm

Not only did the joint turn out not to be Theo Huxtable's, but Theo also found the person who put the joint in his math book and dragged him to his house so the guy could explain it to his parents. Then, they became friends. Maybe that's what's happening here.

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:57pm

Or perharps it was spiritual counseling.

"So...Jesus loves you no matter what. A little lower. He loves hookers, even though it's against...oh yeah...that's it...yeah...feel that?"

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:58pm

This is a genuinely funny and clever topic title.

Touche.

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:00pm

For PalJoey:

"Can I hear you say 'Crazy Crystals'?"

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:02pm

I hear that Ted Haggard liked to be called Nanette while he got a massage.

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:13pm

Balderdash!

Reverend Teddy like to be called Reverend Teddy or Daddy.

He is such a power bottom, can't you tell?

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:23pm

I think "Nanette" is what he calls his Ted Jr, and when the massuer gets too close, he sings "NO! NO! NANETTE! NO! NO! NANETTE!"

And then it's over.

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:24pm

Go further, Pal...

"I GET IT THE WHOLE DAY THROOOOOOUGH!"

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:26pm

Uh, in case you didn't notice, I get bonus points for connecting Helen Gallagher with crystal meth.

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:32pm

My GOD...the approval being sought in this thread.

This isn't the Dr. Keith Ablow show!

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re: Evangelist admits meth, massage, light petting, listening to Helen Gall

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:32pm

You do, Mister Matt!

You get a massage from a male hooker--but NO SEX!!!

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