Can Ahhhhhhh have a WITNESS? Ahhhhhh lipsynch to Hazel Flagg--and Dreamgirls!--but Ahhhhhhh did NOT have GAY SEX!
Can Ahhhhhhh have a WITNESS?
So he (pole)smoked but did not (swallow)inhale?
That's a black choir, hon.
Pal said "can Ahhhhh have a witness"
The choir is shouting "AMEN!"
Church member E.J. Cox, 25, called the claims "ridiculous."
"People are always saying stuff about Pastor Ted," she said. "You just sort of blow it off. He's just like anyone else in the public eye."
--I'm so glad gays are finally doing something for the Democratic party.
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Cox? Blow if off? In the...eye?
This guy just can't win, can he?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
Did he blow it off. He got a massage and no sex, bought the meth but threw it out.
Not a good decision maker.
I have to say this one really makes me happy. With Foley, I felt bad because he is a predator. With the Kerry thing, I was just pissed. This is just so ludicrous. Man. I can't wait to hear more. I wanna hear these voice messages. Queens, lol.
Does E.J. stand for "Eat John's"?
No shout-out to my Helen Gallagher reference?
That's like using the lame excuse, "I was just holding those cigarettes for a friend."
But Greg Brady really WAS just holding them.
Or he had the wrong jacket.
Whatever...HE'S INNOCENT!
Here you go PalJoey for your Helen Gallagher reference
Not only did the joint turn out not to be Theo Huxtable's, but Theo also found the person who put the joint in his math book and dragged him to his house so the guy could explain it to his parents. Then, they became friends. Maybe that's what's happening here.
Or perharps it was spiritual counseling.
"So...Jesus loves you no matter what. A little lower. He loves hookers, even though it's against...oh yeah...that's it...yeah...feel that?"
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
This is a genuinely funny and clever topic title.
Touche.
For PalJoey:
"Can I hear you say 'Crazy Crystals'?"
I hear that Ted Haggard liked to be called Nanette while he got a massage.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
Balderdash!
Reverend Teddy like to be called Reverend Teddy or Daddy.
He is such a power bottom, can't you tell?
I think "Nanette" is what he calls his Ted Jr, and when the massuer gets too close, he sings "NO! NO! NANETTE! NO! NO! NANETTE!"
And then it's over.
Go further, Pal...
"I GET IT THE WHOLE DAY THROOOOOOUGH!"
Uh, in case you didn't notice, I get bonus points for connecting Helen Gallagher with crystal meth.
My GOD...the approval being sought in this thread.
This isn't the Dr. Keith Ablow show!
You do, Mister Matt!
You get a massage from a male hooker--but NO SEX!!!
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