FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/06 at 5:13am
WHY PARENTS DRINK
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not
phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he
dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
"Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a ! message,
the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home,
the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the
whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly
apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just
landed the helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,
"What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled
giggle......."ME"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Link Larkin Wanabe
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DG
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#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/06 at 6:58am
I bet that was Boobsy as a child...
Good Morning Everyone!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/06 at 7:12amB_B...who were you talking to in my family? Hee Hee
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/06 at 7:33amOMG BB that was wonderful. The best yet,and oh so true!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/06 at 9:16amFunny! I like that one. And I can totally see it happening.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/06 at 10:19amYou must have spoken to my mom!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
DramaDork925
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
#8re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/06 at 10:23amHahaha... that's something my brother would do.
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#9re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/06 at 10:48amThat's freakin hilarious! That made me giggle! LOL!! :)
"Follow your heart, eventually it will lead you to where you need to be."
Magical_Ms._Mistoffeles_72
#10re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/06 at 5:27pm
I thought that was great.
If I went missing I really don't think my family would call in a helicopter.
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