I remain unconvinced by the alternates to Will as well, mostly because the entire argument begins from a place of cultural superiority.
Those who began the "Who is the real Shakespeare?" and offered up Bacon as the alternate just could not allow that a non-noble would be able to produce the plays. While it is true that there is a great deal of knowledge that was not easy to access in the plays neither are they so highly intellectual that it seems necessary they were written by a true classicist.
It seems better for the lyrical romantic view of art, and while difficult certainly within the realm of possibility, that Will was Will. In the end the discussion is what I think makes it compelling. In fact I just had a great conversation last week with some (very smart) high school students who were really interested in the question, and because of it really drawn farther into the plays. I think that is a win/win.
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.