How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
#1How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 2:57pm
This is so sad it's funny and so funny it's sad....
Phone Message for Olga
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#2re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 2:59pm
Oh god, I love this. Someone posted this last year and I thought it was fake. Apparently, it's not.
....but the world goes 'round
#2re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:06pmThat is the most....elegant....thing I've ever heard!! WTF??? So, do you think she hooked up with him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#3re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:08pmI can't believe that anyone on the face of the earth could be that much of an A-hole.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:11pmI love when he says he's going to "give her the opportunity" to go out with him.
KFTC!!!!!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#5re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:12pm
“There’s nothing wrong with me”
I really don’t…
I’m…
Uh…
Wow.
What a douche.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
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-whatever2
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#6re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:15pm
Then I had to re-post this lovely message left by Faye Dunaway to a reporter...
Mommie Dearest?!
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“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#7re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:18pmShe's so modest..........
KFTC!!!!!
#8re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:18pm
Oh my gosh... if this is real...
This "Dmitri" character makes Warner from Legally Blonde look like great boyfriend material. And I personally would be very taken aback by Dmitri's approach.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#9re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:23pmAnd the part where he says her friends were all jealous that he approached HER......even though they may say they weren't.
KFTC!!!!!
#10re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:30pmAll Dimitri needs is just a LITTLE self confidence. It's a shame that he's so shy.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
KrissySim
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/08
#11re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:30pm
XD
"Yes, yes, please erase my number! I wish I could forget this!"
I've had men approach me like this, as if "this must be your luckiest day because I'm giving you the opportunity to go out with me".
What ever happened to the old "Hello, I met you the other day and would like to see you again. Would you like to go to (fill in the blank) "?
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#12re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:53pm
Dude,
Maybe she gave you her card just to get you to go away.
What a maroon.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
Shannon Bo Dannon
Broadway Star Joined: 8/19/08
#13re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:58pmWow. So ridiculous. I hope he knows this is all over the internet and people are bashing him, maybe it'll be a wake-up call.
eatlasagna
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#14re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:13pmpersonally... i want to see what Dmitri looks like! haha... this message is hilarious!
#15re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:15pmMy personal fave comes at the end when he's discussing mental disorders. And how it's ok if she hasn't called back because she has cancer or chemo.. NIIIIIICE
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#16re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:17pm
I searched "Dmitri" and this came up: 
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#17re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:18pm
Mmmmmmmm...
hot
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
KrissySim
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/08
#18re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:18pm
Try searching "Joe". IOW Dmitri is a very common name.
#19re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:22pm
Oh, I know, I know. There were bajillions of results; I just picked the one that I felt best matched the spirit of the phone call.
Besides, our Dmitri did say he was Greek. He probably does have a resplendent Greek unibrow.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#20re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:25pmWow, I knew a guy exactly like this. He chased me for about a year and I finally agreed to go out with him once out of sheer boredom. He then went on and on about how awesome and successful he was and how he's not actually gay, but he's bi. Apparently, he must have assumed "bi" meant "top" because he never spoke about any interest in women and he believed taking a sexually submissive role was unthinkable. He found it incomprehensible and at times, even inexcusible, that anyone would not be interested in his own interests. I never spoke to him again after that disaster. That guy had major issues of self-delusion and self-loathing. So did Andrew Cunanan, come to think of it...
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#21re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:30pmI think I dated this guy in the early 90s.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
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#22re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:34pm
Sounds like Mr. Ex Boyfriend has serious issues with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Which has a lot more to it that you'd think from the name alone. It's a pretty bizarre problem... and I had the fortune to end up "best friends" (in her words) with a girl who has it big-time. http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/traits.html
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Updated On: 12/2/08 at 04:34 PM
#23re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:48pm
Both of those were unbelievable! The second Dimitri message made my jaw drop!
Who is this Marlon Brando guy?!! :)
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
KrissySim
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/08
#24re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...
Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:53pm
"Who is this Marlon Brando guy?!! :)"
If you are interested, didn't he leave his phone number on one of the messages?
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