I Hate Everyone Today

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 10:55am

I hate my coworkers because they are getting mad at me because I won't cover for them and do their jobs.

I hate the people who are calling me at work because they suddenly decided they need something right now and can't possibly wait a few hours for me to get it for them, even though it usually takes 7-10 days for what they want.

I hate the little fangirls on the main board who are crying out against the injustice that the mean people are perpetrating against the BESTEST MUSICAL EVER, The Pirate Queen.

I hate that guy on the El who decided to stare at me all the way to work this morning.

In short, I hate everyone.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 10:57am

but i love you, sg. now bend over and make the sound like you know you want to. oh yessssssssss.

[best12bars]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 10:57am

I HATE PEOPLE

I hate people! I hate people!
People are despicable creatures
Loathesome inexplicable creatures
Good-for-nothing kickable creatures
I hate people! I abhor them!
When I see the indolent classes
Sitting on their indolent asses
Gulping ale from indolent glasses
I hate people! I detest them! I deplore them!
Fools who have no money spend it
Get in debt then try to end it
Beg me on their knees befriend them
Knowing I have cash to lend them
Soft-hearted me! Hard-working me!
Clean-living, thrifty and kind as can be!
Situations like this are of interest to me
I hate people! I loathe people! I despise and abominate people!
Life is full of cretinous wretches
Earning what their sweatiness fetches
Empty minds whose pettiness stretches
Further than I can see
Little wonder I hate people
And I don't care if they hate me!

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 10:58am

When I have days like this, I usually go and punch a baby.

It makes me feel tons better.

=)

[tazber]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:00am

Even on good days puching a baby can be fun!

[robbiej]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:01am

I find a full-body cardio work out MUCH more beneficial.

Which is why I prefer to punt babies.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:03am

Q.What do you call a baby that falls down the stairs?

A. Lumpy.

*rimshot*

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:06am

Even on good days puching a baby can be fun!

This is true.

But it is mildy more entertaining to take out frustration on a poor innocent baby when you're having an atrociously sh*tty day.

Or kicking a poodle.

And then, there's the ultimate joy of kicking a poodle and punching a baby all in the same day.

I'm tempted to make a dead baby joke, but this is Lent... I have to be nice.

Updated On: 3/26/07 at 11:06 AM

[keen on kean]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:07am

Now you know you are not supposed to stop Prozac abruptly.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:07am

"Well thank you, I love you."

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:11am

Sorry, sorry grateful, that you're having this kind of day, but thank you for the thread, it's funny!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:12am

I like everybody that I've ever met
I never met anybody that got me upset
No chip on my shoulder
Hate in my heart or green in my eye
And as I get older I find that
More and more
I like ev'rybody that's my kind of fun
And tho' I strike ev'rybody as chump
Number one

No robber can rob
This good natural slob
Of his private sky of blue,
I like everybody
And extra spec'lly
I like you.

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:16am

i love Sarah Thyer.
she's all i want to think about.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:18am

Good thing I'm not human or I would be offended.

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:22am

Instead of punching a baby, can I go home and kick my three-legged kitten? That seems like it could be satisfying on a visceral level.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:25am

i'd really like to know how this thread went from sg bending over and making guppy noises to punching babies. that's just sick!

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:33am

Instead of punching a baby, can I go home and kick my three-legged kitten? That seems like it could be satisfying on a visceral level.


Whatever brings you joy and makes your day less crappy.


And I am truly sorry that you're having a bad day.

Also -- I do not condone punching babies. However, kicking miniature poodles is just plain old fun. :)

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:34am

I forgot to mention that:

I hate myself for gaining so much weight that I am currently resorting to substituting my normally delicious, high-calorie meals with a frickin' SlimFast shake that I have to chug because it tastes nasty.

I hate that I will be eating a Lean Cuisine for lunch.

I hate God for making it humid today.


etf: I hate that I didn't put a second "n" in mention.

Updated On: 3/26/07 at 11:34 AM

[tazber]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:36am

I hate the fact that I hate at all.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:54am

SG, I'm sorry you're in such a state today, especially since your posts always make me laugh.

I'm going to join in on the hate though: I hate Jeff Foxworthy. Never understood his appeal or his career.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:57am

I like SG.

Wait, am I supposed to hate her today?

[chicolini]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:59am

A couple of years ago I had a day like this and wrote an entire Epistle of Hate. Very therapeutic.

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 11:59am

We're still in a fight, Rath, about something. Didn't we scream at each other last week? Oh, yeah, it was over the David Hyde Pierce vs Raul Esparza Tony argument. So, yes, I still hate you and you must hate me. Them's the rules.



etf: I hate that I'm not typing carefully!

Updated On: 3/26/07 at 11:59 AM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 12:00pm

Do you have it? Can you post it?

[chicolini]

Posted: 3/26/07 at 12:09pm

Me?

(now SG is going to hate me for cutting in line )

Edit because now the post order is switched and I look like an idiot.

Updated On: 3/26/07 at 12:09 PM