Jordan Catalano said: "Jesus. I’m looking forward to seeing it in a couple weeks but just the thought of sitting in a seat for 5 hours waiting for it to start has me thinking of selling my ticket and watching it next year when she releases her video of it."
I mean, this might be stating the obvious, but...don't show up at 7:30?
They say don't show up later than 8:30, but my friends who have gone have all said don't even worry about it: you can show up after 9:00 and encounter no issues whatsoever, given she's never once started earlier than 10:00. It was recommended to me to just be in the area and enjoy hanging out outside, or have dinner across the street, etc. so you're close but not bored.
The official start time is now 9:30, so if she's going on around 10:30, "only" an hour late isn't that extreme. I won't be tickled if I have to wait til midnight, but I guess I weigh my enjoyment of her performances over "having better things to do," which would otherwise be sitting on my couch watching TV.
I plan on getting there around 9:00 tonight so I have time enough for restroom, merch, concession, etc.