Medussa: Dare to be Truthful, Be Excited thread!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/18/09 at 10:35am

People they always say to me when they come up to me on the street, they go, "Namo, how come all the time you only say bad things about Madonna, she has done so much for the world and yet you can't say one good thing about her, Namo. Jesus Namo, what is up with that?"

And I always respond, "Stranger, I can say two good things about Madonna. And they are these: One, she used to be good once. And, two, without Madonna, there would have been no Medussa: Dare to be Truthful, one hour of sheer unbridled pleasure." Thank you Madonna, for inspiring what just might have been the funniest creation of 1992.

Medussa's "Vague":

"Vanna White, Ed McMahon
Nicolette Sheridan
Mary Hart, Chuck Woolery
Are as vague as they can be.
Brooke Shields, Dawber Pam
Personality of Spam
Christie Brinkley, Brosnan Pierce
Bland and boring, something fierce.
Wilson Philips love to sing and
Wreck the cover of a magazine
Daniel Quayle's brain is gone.
Debbie Gibson gives good yawn.
Kelly LeBrock thinks she's great
She's just cold boogers on a paper plate
Why they're famous we don't know, but
Paula Abdul's gotta go
Ladies with no point of view,
fellas who don't have a clue
If they're stars then you can do it
Just be vague, there's nothing to it
Vague, let your body move without thinking
Vague, let your IQ drop while you bop."

Updated On: 8/18/09 at 10:35 AM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/18/09 at 10:40am

Party in My Pants & Vague

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/18/09 at 12:27pm

The best thing I discovered about this gem the other day?

KATHY GRIFFIN IS IN IT!!!! Plays one of her back up dancers.

[bobby_luvs_bway]

Posted: 8/18/09 at 12:33pm

Thank you for posting Namo! I haven't seen this in years. I used to have a VHS copy, but an Ex stole it on his way out. Is there ever going to be a dvd release? Julie Brown did some incredibly funny specials and her her MTV show was a hoot!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/18/09 at 1:40pm

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/18/09 at 1:42pm

"Medusa, we got that ten-foot penis you ordered."

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/18/09 at 10:16pm

"VOLCANO SEASON???!"

I believe the special is available on DVD at Julie Brown's website.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 8/18/09 at 10:21pm

Medusa: "Hi Grandma!"
Grandma: "I saw your titties in a magazine."

"There's the phonebooth where I lost my virginity....Memories..of the phone booth on my block!" hahahahaha

Updated On: 8/18/09 at 10:21 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/18/09 at 10:36pm

Just the very idea of a song called "Be Excited" struck me than as now as the PERFECT Madonna parody. So when I heard she just released something called "Celebration" I chortled. It's so a parody of itself, Julie Brown should get royalties.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 8/18/09 at 10:48pm

Julie Brown needs a resurgence. "Cuz Im a blonde. B L O N D E.....dont you wish you were me!" :) I love her.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 8/19/09 at 1:15pm

Love Julie...I hope she made alot of money on that Camp Rock movie...and that there's a sequel so she can make more.

Here's the full Medusa on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0pqACYbV_c&feature=related