NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:26pm

NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a
NYC public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At
a morning press conference, a White House spokesman said authorities believe
the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The man is being
charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-Gebra is
a fearsome cult," the spokesman said. "They desire average solutions by
means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute
value. They use secret code names like `x' and `y' and refer to themselves
as `unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
the axis of mediaeval, with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, "there are three sides to every
triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God
had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes."

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:29pm

Has anyone heard from meffie today???

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:31pm

Nevermind meffie, has anyone seen Dollypop today?

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:32pm

That **** is funny.

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:36pm

Rath,

Why is it every time I see you avatar, I think it's a bong!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:45pm

AT first glance, I see potato.
Oh, it IS a potato. oy.

Updated On: 1/11/06 at 12:45 PM

[wexy]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 1:22pm

My math teachers always terrified me.

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 3:54pm

My lawyer has advised me not to post on this thread...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 5:18pm

Dollypop is checking in here. He teaches English, not math.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 5:58pm

Hate to say it Rath, but it looks like a bong to me, too. I thought you were sucking up to Dame or something.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 6:00pm

Oh boy, what's with me? I was looking at the other persons av and saying rath's was a potato. Thank you for not pointing this out, anyone!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 6:00pm

I thought I was the only one!

Bongs on the brain, I guess...

[Broadwaybabe615]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 7:10pm

hahahaha

that's hilarious

al-gebra

terrifying...

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 9:39pm

Shutchomouf, Lizzie.
kbye.