NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#0NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:26pm
NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a
NYC public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At
a morning press conference, a White House spokesman said authorities believe
the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The man is being
charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-Gebra is
a fearsome cult," the spokesman said. "They desire average solutions by
means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute
value. They use secret code names like `x' and `y' and refer to themselves
as `unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
the axis of mediaeval, with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, "there are three sides to every
triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God
had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes."
#1re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:29pmHas anyone heard from meffie today???
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Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#2re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:31pmNevermind meffie, has anyone seen Dollypop today?
#3re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:32pmThat **** is funny.
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WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#4re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:36pm
Rath,
Why is it every time I see you avatar, I think it's a bong!
#5re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:45pm
AT first glance, I see potato.
Oh, it IS a potato. oy.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Updated On: 1/11/06 at 12:45 PM
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#6re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 1:22pmMy math teachers always terrified me.
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
#7re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 3:54pmMy lawyer has advised me not to post on this thread...
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#8re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 5:18pmDollypop is checking in here. He teaches English, not math.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#9re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 5:58pm
Hate to say it Rath, but it looks like a bong to me, too. I thought you were sucking up to Dame or something. 
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#10re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 6:00pmOh boy, what's with me? I was looking at the other persons av and saying rath's was a potato. Thank you for not pointing this out, anyone!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#11re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 6:00pm
I thought I was the only one!
Bongs on the brain, I guess...
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Broadwaybabe615
Swing Joined: 9/3/05
#12re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 7:10pm
hahahaha
that's hilarious
al-gebra
terrifying...
-Lizzie
#13re: NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
Posted: 1/11/06 at 9:39pm
Shutchomouf, Lizzie.
kbye.
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