NEW YORK CITY - TEACHER ARRESTED:
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a
NYC public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At
a morning press conference, a White House spokesman said authorities believe
the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The man is being
charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-Gebra is
a fearsome cult," the spokesman said. "They desire average solutions by
means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute
value. They use secret code names like `x' and `y' and refer to themselves
as `unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
the axis of mediaeval, with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, "there are three sides to every
triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God
had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes."
Has anyone heard from meffie today???
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Nevermind meffie, has anyone seen Dollypop today?
That **** is funny.
Rath,
Why is it every time I see you avatar, I think it's a bong!
AT first glance, I see potato.
Oh, it IS a potato. oy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
My math teachers always terrified me.
My lawyer has advised me not to post on this thread...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Dollypop is checking in here. He teaches English, not math.
Hate to say it Rath, but it looks like a bong to me, too. I thought you were sucking up to Dame or something.
Oh boy, what's with me? I was looking at the other persons av and saying rath's was a potato. Thank you for not pointing this out, anyone!
I thought I was the only one!
Bongs on the brain, I guess...
Swing Joined: 9/3/05
hahahaha
that's hilarious
al-gebra
terrifying...
Shutchomouf, Lizzie.
kbye.
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