I hated the John Hughes tribute, which was just bloody unnecessary. What the hell was that? They didn't go that far for Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, David Lean, or Robert Altman, or even Paul Newman. When the director of NASHVILLE gets less of a memorial than the director of FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, you know where that Academy is coming from.
I hated those goddamn dance numbers, which made me all nostalgic for the sight of Savion Glover trying to tap to the SAVING PRIVATE RYAN score. If you're going to go for tasteless, you have to go for Debbie Allen! Come back, Debbie! All is forgiven!
And if the analingus on Hughes wasn't bad enough, the extended rimjobs each of the Best Actor and Actress nominees got was really appalling. I hope they were wearing dental dams.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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