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#26

re: Remember when...?

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:00pm

Remember when the phone was a bulky object attached to a cable in your house, not something you carried with you at all times?

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#27

re: Remember when...?

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:01pm

Misery loves company, Brian!

I swear I don't remember one thing about my whole four years in undergrad school. I must have blocked it out.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#28

I remember my first phone number! And, I also remember the whole message on our first answering machine. I've memorized it!

"Hi! You've reached ***-****. Let me assure you that we have all the life insurance we need. We just recently made out a will, and are quite happy with the vinyl siding and double case windows we have in our home. We have all the magazines we could possible hope to read. However, if you are interested in buying any of our children, we have group rates and discount prices to quantities over three. Thank you, and please leave your message after the beep. Beeeeeep!"

#29

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:03pm

"Remember when the phone was a bulky object attached to a cable in your house"

And every phone was exactly the same because the phone company owned it all and you just leased the phone.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#30

re: Remember when...?

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:05pm

Remember when you had to save up to call someone "long distance"?

#31

re: Remember when...?

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:06pm

"Remember when the phone was a bulky object attached to a cable in your house, not something you carried with you at all times?"

Haha, I have an eccentric friend who still has his original bulky black phone with a rotary dial.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#32

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:06pm

lol - my friend's was "Hello - I'm out, searching for the meaning of life. If I find it I'll come back and listen to your message".

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Remember waiting for Dad to get home from work and then the whole family sitting around the table for dinner - talking and LISTENING to each other. TV was off and the rest of the world knew better than to call during dinner.

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#33

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:07pm

Remember 45 singles? I used to have "Does Your Mother Know?" at one time. Damn, that thing is probably worth a fortune now.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#34

re: Remember when...?

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:07pm

lol, Mamie.

#35

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:08pm

Remember when somehow every kid in the US knew the same jokes?

I remember everyone knew the other lyrics to the McDonald's commerical:

McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
Pickles between your toes
And don't forget their famous shakes
They come from polluted lakes
McDonald's is your kind of place.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#36

re: Remember when...?

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:09pm

Remember when Saturday mornings meant Looney Tunes, Filmation, Kroft, and Hanna-Barbera...instead of local news and made-for-Disney-channel sitcoms?

#37

re: Remember when...?

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:13pm

For Goth:

"Comet,it's makes your teeth real clean.
Comet,it tastes like gasoline.
Comet,it makes you vomit.
So buy some Comet and vomit today."

When I went to Girl Scout camp in the 5th grade every kid (from around the country) there knew that tune.

#38

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:15pm

"Remember 45 singles?"

We used to win them as prizes at the county fair. And most of them were from groups we'd never heard of. My brother won a 45 at the fair with a song that went:

Mother Nature comes to your door
And you know just what she's there for
In my dreams I am a young man in love
But this feeling says that my time has come

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#39

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:16pm

Here's the vomit song I remember:

Regurgitate, regurgitate,
Throw up the food you ate.
Vomit, vomit, v-o-m-i-t-yay!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#40

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:17pm

Bluemoon, we sang that but I preferred

Comet
It makes your face turn green
Comet
It tastes like Listerine
Comet
It really makes you vomit
So buy some Comet and vomit today

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#41

re: Remember when...?

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:18pm

Well, that was because you were drinking Coke with coke.

#42

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:18pm

In our version, the famous shakes were made of rattlesnakes, not polluted lakes.

#43

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:19pm

Jingle bells
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker broke his leg.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#44

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:20pm

Ah yes! Summer Camp!

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Ground up birdie feet
French fried eyeballs sitting in a bowl of blood
and I forgot my spoon
so they gave me
Scab sandwiches
Pus on top
Eagle eyeballs
and camel snot
but all these things just went to pot
so they gave me
Barf with sugar on top

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#45

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:21pm

"My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher
We have broken every rule"

Sadly, we'd worry if a child sang that song today.

#46

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:21pm

Nyadgal...I used to sing that all the time! But in my version it was "Joker took Ballet."

#47

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:22pm

Updated On: 1/23/09 at 03:22 PM

#48

re: Remember when...?

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:22pm

Wow. I know almost all of those songs. I lugh now because I sang them when I was little, and now my 10, 8, and 5 year old brothers sing them.

#49

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Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:22pm

Bluemoon, we had a slightly more morbid version than waht you probably had:

Glory, glory alleluia
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I met her in the attic
With a loaded automatic
And she ain't my teacher no more

THAT would not fly today fer sures.

#50

re: Remember when...?

Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:23pm

Joy to the world
my teachers dead
we barbequed her head
What happened to the body?
We flushed it down the potty
and around and around it goes
and around and around it goes...

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