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#52
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:23pm
My vomit songs:
To the tune of Bridge on the River Kwai:
Comet, it makes your sinks so clean,
Comet, it makes your skin turn green,
Comet, it makes you vomit,
So get some Comet, and vomit today!
To the tune of the old McDonald's theme:
McDonalds is my kind of place,
Hamburgers in your face,
Pickles between your toes,
French fries up your nose,
And don't forget those frosty shakes,
They're from polluted lake,
McDonalds is my kind of place.
To the tune of Bridge on the River Kwai:
Comet, it makes your sinks so clean,
Comet, it makes your skin turn green,
Comet, it makes you vomit,
So get some Comet, and vomit today!
To the tune of the old McDonald's theme:
McDonalds is my kind of place,
Hamburgers in your face,
Pickles between your toes,
French fries up your nose,
And don't forget those frosty shakes,
They're from polluted lake,
McDonalds is my kind of place.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#53
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:25pm
Yes calvin! I remember that.
we said "met her at the door, with a loaded 44"...but ya know.
Also,
On top of old smokey
all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher
with a 44 stud
and 50 years later
she came back from the dead
i took a bazooka
and shot off her head.
ahh..good times.
we said "met her at the door, with a loaded 44"...but ya know.
Also,
On top of old smokey
all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher
with a 44 stud
and 50 years later
she came back from the dead
i took a bazooka
and shot off her head.
ahh..good times.
Updated On: 4/16/08 at 03:25 PM
#54
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:27pm
That was an alternate verse.
I believe the sanitized version was "I bonked her on the bean with a rotten tangerine."
I believe the sanitized version was "I bonked her on the bean with a rotten tangerine."
#55
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:27pm
I LOVED the 'clapping' games!
Miss Lucy had a tugboat. The tugboat had a bell.
Miss Lucy went to heaven. The tugboat went to
Hello, operator. Please give me number nine.
If you disconnect me, I'll kick you in the
Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Lucy fell upon it, and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies.
Miss Lucy told me all of this right before she died, died, died.
Miss Lucy had a tugboat. The tugboat had a bell.
Miss Lucy went to heaven. The tugboat went to
Hello, operator. Please give me number nine.
If you disconnect me, I'll kick you in the
Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Lucy fell upon it, and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies.
Miss Lucy told me all of this right before she died, died, died.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#56
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:28pm
Miss Lucy had a baby. She named it Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water. He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn't go down his throat.
Miss Lucy called the Doctor. The Doctor called the nurse.
The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse.
The baby ate the doctor. The baby ate the nurse,
But he didn't eat the lady with the alligator purse, purse, purse.
She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water. He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn't go down his throat.
Miss Lucy called the Doctor. The Doctor called the nurse.
The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse.
The baby ate the doctor. The baby ate the nurse,
But he didn't eat the lady with the alligator purse, purse, purse.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#57
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:29pm
and we all know the:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a ...."
"I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a ...."
#58
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:29pm
Bluemoon, today we would be arrested for some of the things we used to sing. We used to change the words to This Land is Your Land:
I've got a shotgun
And you ain't got one
This land was made for me not you
and our versions of Glory, Glory Hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut
And there ain't no teacher no more
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Hit her in the bean with a rotten tangerine
And there ain't no teacher no more
I've got a shotgun
And you ain't got one
This land was made for me not you
and our versions of Glory, Glory Hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut
And there ain't no teacher no more
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Hit her in the bean with a rotten tangerine
And there ain't no teacher no more
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 4/16/08 at 03:29 PM
#59
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:30pm
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beeeer..
Take one down and pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall."
Ninety-nine bottles of beeeer..
Take one down and pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall."
#60
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:32pm
And then there was that good old Barney song...
I hate you
you hate me
lets hang barney from a tree
with his legs tied up
and a bullet in his head
arent you glad that barney's dead.
I hate you
you hate me
lets hang barney from a tree
with his legs tied up
and a bullet in his head
arent you glad that barney's dead.
#61
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:35pm
Most of us on this thread are way too old to have sung a song about Barney, Kasie. Our children, on the other hand...
#62
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:35pm
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball, rolled out of the door
It rolled through the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush
The mush was as tasty as tasty can be,
And early next summer it grew into a tree
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss
It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
Hang onto your meatball, and don't ever sneeze AH-CHOO!
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball, rolled out of the door
It rolled through the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush
The mush was as tasty as tasty can be,
And early next summer it grew into a tree
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss
It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
Hang onto your meatball, and don't ever sneeze AH-CHOO!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#63
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:37pm
when someone walking through the living room jingling their keys could change the TV channel.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#65
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:40pm
Oh, it was sad, so sad;
It was sad when the great ship went down, to the bottom of the ...
Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives,
It was sad when that great ship went down.
I still can't believe we sang that like it was London Bridge or something. Callous youth!
It was sad when the great ship went down, to the bottom of the ...
Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives,
It was sad when that great ship went down.
I still can't believe we sang that like it was London Bridge or something. Callous youth!
#66
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:40pm
Remember when kids played with marbles?
The previous owners of our house raised four boys, and everytime I do some remodelling or gardening, I find a marble or two.
The previous owners of our house raised four boys, and everytime I do some remodelling or gardening, I find a marble or two.
#68
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:44pm
And jacks! My friend Kevin and I found a pack of jacks once and taught ourselves to play. It was our obsession for weeks!
#70
Posted: 4/16/08 at 3:47pm
I used to love Pick Up Sticks. I think I still have them lying around somewhere.
#71
Posted: 4/16/08 at 4:03pm
Kasie, our "Barney" thing was:
I love you
You love me
Homosexuality
People say that we are just friends
But we're really lesbians
It worked better sung by a woman. Barney was emerging about the time I was in high school.
I love you
You love me
Homosexuality
People say that we are just friends
But we're really lesbians
It worked better sung by a woman. Barney was emerging about the time I was in high school.
#72
Posted: 4/16/08 at 4:12pm
(Sung to Bye Bye Birdie)
I just lost my underwear
I don't care, gotta go bare,
Bye Bye Longjohns.
They were very close to me
Tickled me, hee hee hee!
Bye Bye Longjohns.
I remember that little round flap behind me
Open up and there you would find me
I just lost my underwear
I don't care, gotta go bare
Longjohns Bye Bye!
I just lost my underwear
I don't care, gotta go bare,
Bye Bye Longjohns.
They were very close to me
Tickled me, hee hee hee!
Bye Bye Longjohns.
I remember that little round flap behind me
Open up and there you would find me
I just lost my underwear
I don't care, gotta go bare
Longjohns Bye Bye!
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Updated On: 4/16/08 at 04:12 PM
#73
Posted: 4/16/08 at 4:21pm
How did we survive?
How?
How?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#74
Posted: 4/16/08 at 4:23pm
the batman version that i knew was:
jingle bells batman smells
robin laid an egg
batmobile lost a wheel
and joker got away
jingle bells batman smells
robin laid an egg
batmobile lost a wheel
and joker got away
#75
Posted: 4/16/08 at 4:23pm
I remember when it was safe to allow kids to go outside and be kids. Like parents didn't think twice before letting their kids out in the yard to play or even let them run around the neighborhood. I'm only 23, but I cannot believe how people are so worried today about life. People are too concerned with lawsuits or child molestors.
When I was 3 or 4, I had a fenced in backyard, with people living on the other side of the fence who had children. We didn't know them at all, but my sister and I ended up meeting one of the kids by the fence on day, and we just talked to each other and hung out that way. I know, strange, but it worked. LOL! We never invited each other over to one another's houses.
But anyway, there were so many things I remember doing back in the late 1980s to early 1990s, that people would question being safe today.
When I was 3 or 4, I had a fenced in backyard, with people living on the other side of the fence who had children. We didn't know them at all, but my sister and I ended up meeting one of the kids by the fence on day, and we just talked to each other and hung out that way. I know, strange, but it worked. LOL! We never invited each other over to one another's houses.
But anyway, there were so many things I remember doing back in the late 1980s to early 1990s, that people would question being safe today.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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