#101
Posted: 4/16/08 at 8:11pm
When there was an actual series of sexual steps to be followed before you 'did it'.
Remember when...? — Page 5
#102
Posted: 4/16/08 at 9:56pm
"Miss Lucy had a tugboat. The tugboat had a bell.
Miss Lucy went to heaven. The tugboat went to
Hello, operator. Please give me number nine.
If you disconnect me, I'll kick you in the
Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Lucy fell upon it, and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies.
Miss Lucy told me all of this right before she died, died, died."
Thank you for posting this! I forgot all about it. It was a popular one in my elementary school days.
Miss Lucy went to heaven. The tugboat went to
Hello, operator. Please give me number nine.
If you disconnect me, I'll kick you in the
Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Lucy fell upon it, and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies.
Miss Lucy told me all of this right before she died, died, died."
Thank you for posting this! I forgot all about it. It was a popular one in my elementary school days.
#103
Posted: 4/16/08 at 10:46pm
That sounds like a jumprope song to me.
Here's one we sang while jumping rope-All, all, all in together girls
How do you like the weather girls
Fine, fine, when does your birthday come?
Then you jumped for each month of the year until you got to your month, and you had to jump out.
And here's a really sick one:
Fudge, fudge, call the judge
Mommy's having a baby
It isn't a boy and it isn't a girl
It was just a chocolate baby
How many babies did she receive?
Then you'd keep jumping counting the babies until you missed.
Here's one we sang while jumping rope-All, all, all in together girls
How do you like the weather girls
Fine, fine, when does your birthday come?
Then you jumped for each month of the year until you got to your month, and you had to jump out.
And here's a really sick one:
Fudge, fudge, call the judge
Mommy's having a baby
It isn't a boy and it isn't a girl
It was just a chocolate baby
How many babies did she receive?
Then you'd keep jumping counting the babies until you missed.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Updated On: 4/16/08 at 10:46 PM
#104
Posted: 4/16/08 at 10:59pm
JUMPROPE SONG:
Cinderella dressed in yella,
Went downstairs to kiss a fella,
Made a mistake and kissed a snake.
How many doctors did it take
1, 2, 3, . . . .
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
unzipped down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
undid her dress,
and they did hanky panky.
Jill got ill, forgot her pill
and popped out little franky
Compared to this thread, these are more recent:
my little pony, rubik's cube, tomogotchi, furby, beanie babies, jelly shoes,Nerf balls, koosh balls, paint by number, etch-a-sketch candy cigarette
skip ball
Crocodile Dentist Roulette Game
Cinderella dressed in yella,
Went downstairs to kiss a fella,
Made a mistake and kissed a snake.
How many doctors did it take
1, 2, 3, . . . .
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
unzipped down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
undid her dress,
and they did hanky panky.
Jill got ill, forgot her pill
and popped out little franky
Compared to this thread, these are more recent:
my little pony, rubik's cube, tomogotchi, furby, beanie babies, jelly shoes,Nerf balls, koosh balls, paint by number, etch-a-sketch candy cigarette
skip ball
Crocodile Dentist Roulette Game
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
Updated On: 4/16/08 at 10:59 PM
#105
Posted: 4/16/08 at 11:18pm
Remember when Republicans opposed big government?
I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."
#106
Posted: 4/16/08 at 11:27pm
ooh! remember the beans song?
beans beans the musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot
the more you toot, the better you feel
so eat your beans for every meal!
beans beans the musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot
the more you toot, the better you feel
so eat your beans for every meal!
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I?
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
#107
Posted: 4/17/08 at 4:57am
Remember when everyone went to the roller rinks on the weekends?
Remember when MTV played music videos? (and VH1)
Remember when Bravo was a great station for the arts?
Remember WHT? Colecovision? Ms. Pac Man?
Remember all the fab nighttime soaps? Cell Block H? Soap?
I do remember when telephone numbers had letters- my grandmother still says that her phone number was EV8- 8768.
Childhood songs....does anyone remember the song, "Diarrhea?" The little boy sang it in the movie, "Parenthood."
Remember when MTV played music videos? (and VH1)
Remember when Bravo was a great station for the arts?
Remember WHT? Colecovision? Ms. Pac Man?
Remember all the fab nighttime soaps? Cell Block H? Soap?
I do remember when telephone numbers had letters- my grandmother still says that her phone number was EV8- 8768.
Childhood songs....does anyone remember the song, "Diarrhea?" The little boy sang it in the movie, "Parenthood."
Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.- Bette Davis
#109
Posted: 4/17/08 at 5:16am
Now it's 90% reality shows...sucks.
Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.- Bette Davis
#110
Posted: 4/17/08 at 10:21am
I remember when TV used to stop broadcasting at a certain time of the night/early morning. And growing up, we still had an old rotary phone!!!
While we were on the topic of songs, what about.....
I'm a Chaquita Banana and I'm here to say
If you wanna kill your teacher, here's an easy way:
Peel a banana, put it on the floor
And watch your teacher go sliding out the door!
And who remembers "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (on the bed post over night)" and "Fish Heads"?? Love it!
While we were on the topic of songs, what about.....
I'm a Chaquita Banana and I'm here to say
If you wanna kill your teacher, here's an easy way:
Peel a banana, put it on the floor
And watch your teacher go sliding out the door!
And who remembers "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (on the bed post over night)" and "Fish Heads"?? Love it!
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#111
Posted: 4/17/08 at 11:31pm
actually...
yellow polkadot bikini
there coming to take you away
yellow polkadot bikini
there coming to take you away
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I?
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
#112
Posted: 4/18/08 at 12:10am
SweetQ, I used to play that Crocodile dentist game all the time!
I totally forgot about it.
I totally forgot about it.
#113
Posted: 4/18/08 at 12:22am
That Crocodile dentist thing traumatized me. I would take fifteen minutes just to pick a tooth because I was so scared of getting bit.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
#114
Posted: 4/18/08 at 1:18am
Crocodile dentist!!!! I think I still have that somewhere in the basement...
I remember My Little Pony very well....my little sister's talked, and when it started to malfunction it just wouldn't shut up. My dad got so frustrated one night that he threw it out the front door into the snow...
I remember staying up late with my dad to watch Celebrity Death Match.
My dad also used to say this weird little saying at times when I was little: "One fine day in the middle of night, two dead boys went out to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys." I thought it was hilarious....
I remember My Little Pony very well....my little sister's talked, and when it started to malfunction it just wouldn't shut up. My dad got so frustrated one night that he threw it out the front door into the snow...
I remember staying up late with my dad to watch Celebrity Death Match.
My dad also used to say this weird little saying at times when I was little: "One fine day in the middle of night, two dead boys went out to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys." I thought it was hilarious....
Updated On: 4/18/08 at 01:18 AM
#115
Posted: 4/18/08 at 8:34am
Remember when gas stations were called SERVICE stations - and that's what they did! The guys (always GUYS) who worked there wore uniforms and they came out when you pulled up and while one pumped your gas, the other would wash your windows and headlights. You didn't ask for this - it was automatic.
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#116
Posted: 4/18/08 at 11:42pm
I did that!
If I heard the bells and the banjos ring
#117
Posted: 4/18/08 at 11:43pm
I do!
If I heard the bells and the banjos ring
#118
Posted: 4/18/08 at 11:44pm
I'd never heard of nor seen that crocodile dentist thing until I saw this thread.
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
#119
Posted: 4/18/08 at 11:47pm
I remember this as well! My aunt used to make her version of zeppole's and this was one of the times of the year that we had them.
If I heard the bells and the banjos ring
#120
Posted: 4/18/08 at 11:48pm
I remember fizzies
If I heard the bells and the banjos ring
#121
Posted: 4/18/08 at 11:49pm
Yep, that too!
If I heard the bells and the banjos ring
#122
Posted: 4/18/08 at 11:51pm
Any reason you're making three posts in a row and your replies are not clear as to who they're addressed to?
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
#123
Posted: 4/18/08 at 11:51pm
Phone numbers were more lyrical then.
If I heard the bells and the banjos ring
#125
Posted: 4/18/08 at 11:54pm
cute!
If I heard the bells and the banjos ring
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