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Scream Queens (No Spoilers)
#200Scream Queens
Posted: 10/23/15 at 4:51pm
I didnt understand that the first time
When They Go Low, I Go High
#201Scream Queens
Posted: 10/23/15 at 7:22pm
Give up.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#202Scream Queens
Posted: 11/3/15 at 10:44pm
I've been cutting shows left and right and I was gonna let this one loose, but there are only three episodes left, so eh.
Updated On: 11/3/15 at 10:44 PM
#203Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 1:12am
Five. (I only know that because I caught the second half and they said for the preview "Five episodes left."
#204Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 3:21am
Phyllis Rogers Stone said: "I've been cutting shows left and right and I was gonna let this one loose, but there are only three episodes left, so eh."
I couldn't wait. Halfway through this week's episode, I was just like, why do I keep bothering... so that's enough for me.
ArtMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/08
#205Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 7:01am
Yes the show is a big mess. But you have to admit if you watched last night, there were a handful of really funny laugh out loud lines.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#206Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 8:25am
Eric, it's five weeks but three (four if you count the finale because it's two hours) episodes, because it's off three weeks between the penultimate episode and the finale.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#207Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 9:44am
Some things to consider via The AV Club
Plus, it’s really not a fun or funny episode. Call the show “absurdist” or “campy” if you want, because it is. But there’s such a thing as trying too hard be those things, and that’s the case with this episode… to the point where it fails to be either. And to anyone who actually cares about the mystery of the Red Devils, this episode is particularly useless. Again, that’s even with the Gigi “reveal,” if you want to call it that. “Beware Of Young Girls” can be called filler, and it can be called a stall tactic. But it can’t really be called a good episode of Scream Queens.
Was anyone clamoring to know more about Steven Munsch and his love of the Beatles and sorority girls?
One Nancy Drew reference from Emma Roberts is good. More than one is just lazy.
Whether Ryan Murphy has ever had a real conversation with a woman or not, I absolutely need him (and Ian Brennan and Brad Falchuk) to stop writing about periods and tampons—if for no other reason than the fact that no actual woman talks about periods and tampons as much as he believes they do.
Updated On: 11/4/15 at 09:44 AM
#208Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 10:50am
I just hacked into Ryan Murphy's computer and found the first bit of dialogue he wrote for his new show!
GIRL A
My boobs are so big.
GIRL B
You whore.
GIRL A
If you don't shut up, I'm gonna have my period right in your mouth to shut you up!
GIRL C
Why are fighting? We need to band together and kill all the men.
GIRL B
I can't believe I ever called you a whore. I'm so sorry.
GIRL A
It's ok. I forgive you.
GIRL B
You whore.
GIRL C
Wanna compare vagina sizes?
GIRLS A & B
YES
GIRL A
Pee on me.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#209Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 11:09am
He's so talented!
Also, I realize that the girl with the Rosemary's Baby isn't a real actress, but a fashion blogger (which totally means she should have a featured guest role on a network show!), but man, that was some terrible acting.
#210Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 12:05pm
Phyllis Rogers Stone said: "I realize that the girl with the Rosemary's Baby isn't a real actress..."
Not sure what makes someone a "real" actress, but she was on Broadway last season in This Is Our Youth.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#211Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 12:08pm
I only knew of her a child fashion blogger. Was she as terrible on stage as she was on tv?
#212Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 12:51pm
Ok I obviously am not remotely paying attention anymore. Oh you mean the odd Mia Farrow look alike who in the terrible tradition of his other shows came on just to be the focus of a useless episode? I am not too shocked-the frat boy twins were hired solely due to their YouTube video where they came out to their dad (which led to them being on Ellen and her giving them a huge cheque and a modelling career cuz umm they are gay or something)
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#213Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 1:02pm
Yes, her. I looked at the reviews thread for that play and it looks like Ben Brantley was the only person on Earth who had an praise for her.
Okay, so that explains those twins who were suppose to be such **** hounds were uber-gay.
Also, it's weird that we've never seen Nick Jonas again, right? I mean, I get that his character is playing dead or whatever, but since we have known since the first episode he's alive, you'd think we'd check in on him or something. I guess he never got a funeral, but Chanel #2 did months(?) after she died. I seriously have no idea what the timeline is for this show. Remember when the Dean and Gigi moved into the house? I thought there would be more to that but it was never mentioned again. I do sometimes wonder if these are being shown in an incorrect order.
#214Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 2:35pm
Phyllis Rogers Stone said: "I realize that the girl with the Rosemary's Baby isn't a real actress..."
Not sure what makes someone a "real" actress, but she was on Broadway last season in This Is Our Youth.
She may not be a real actress to some as Ru Paul or Lena Dunham is to Baby Boomer but most people under 25, girls especially know who Tavi Gavenson is. The New Yorker, Variety and Rolling Stone all liked her performance but If being a main character in a Broadway show does not make her an actress to you, she has been in movies and TV since a teenager and also has a movie coming out. She is also a role model to young girls. Aside from acting she is a girl wonder entrepreneur who at 11 was already an internet star, started Rookie Magazine and Blog when she was just 15 and is also considered a Fashion Icon by none other than Anne Wintour.
When They Go Low, I Go High
Updated On: 11/4/15 at 02:35 PM
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#215Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 2:41pm
Heifer, I never said I didn't know who she was.
Her painful recitation of lines and bug-eyed facials are what make her not a real actress to me.
The rest of your word stew is pretty incomprehensible.
#216Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 2:43pm
With as many screen names as he's had this past year, your think he would have learned how to write by now.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#218Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 2:49pm
Not sure what you are going on about, nor do I care. Just correcting a slight
When They Go Low, I Go High
#219Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 2:52pm
Jordan Catalano said: "With as many screen names as he's had this past year, your think he would have learned how to write by now.
"Maybe you should take your own advice. Your?
When They Go Low, I Go High
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#221Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 2:59pm
Jordan Catalano said: With as many screen names as he's had this past year, your think he would have learned how to write by now.
Jordan Catalano said: "Thanks, Pinto.
"Unless you are signing your name as Pinto, I believe you have made another writing mistake.
When They Go Low, I Go High
#222Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 3:35pm
Did the candle blogger die or did Murphy just make her disappear for a few episodes. As usual, with a Murphy show, I cant keep track.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#223Scream Queens
Posted: 11/4/15 at 4:34pm
Phyllis next week's trailer looked to have Nick in a fake beard... I dunno why at the last minute they actually mentioned that he would be returning (originally it was meant to be a surprise,) unless they wanted to keep his fans tuning in?
Candle Blogger was I suppose just always in another wing of the house this episode or something. Did they explain why Zayday was gone and was no longer helping boring hat girl and guy who randomly does McConaughey impressions with the investigation--only popping up at the end? Meh
#224Scream Queens
Posted: 11/5/15 at 10:03am
EricMontreal22 said: "Phyllis next week's trailer looked to have Nick in a fake beard... I dunno why at the last minute they actually mentioned that he would be returning (originally it was meant to be a surprise,) unless they wanted to keep his fans tuning in?
Candle Blogger was I suppose just always in another wing of the house this episode or something. Did they explain why Zayday was gone and was no longer helping boring hat girl and guy who randomly does McConaughey impressions with the investigation--only popping up at the end? Meh
Eric, I thought I was losing my mind. They never explained where Zayday was. My friends and I were racking our brains. So weird she just walks on at the end. Also, candle blogger has disappeared. She'll randomly show up later too.
"
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
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