Sucks in the City — Page 5
#102
Posted: 5/27/10 at 5:50pm
Phyllis is a total Samantha and Matt is a Miranda. I'm a Willow. I identify to the Buffy characters way more than SATC. Can't wait to see Bitchtar already!
With Irma you gotta do something!
#103
Posted: 5/27/10 at 5:51pm
I used to be a lot more Samantha. Now I'm more like Julia Sweeney.
#104
Posted: 5/27/10 at 6:09pm
If I'm Miranda, then twinbelters is Cindy, the closeted lesbian from season one of FOL. Phyllis is totally Tootie. doodle would definitely be kiddie-porn girl. And Marquise is Sue Ann.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#105
Posted: 5/27/10 at 6:10pm
haha what happened to this thread?
Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna
#106
Posted: 5/27/10 at 6:11pm
And Calvin is Beverly Ann, but I assumed everyone knew that.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#107
Posted: 5/27/10 at 6:19pm
THIS SUCKED SO MUCH. I AM SO ANGRY
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#108
Posted: 5/27/10 at 6:21pm
Only an Anthony would type in all caps.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 5/27/10 at 06:21 PM
#109
Posted: 5/27/10 at 6:48pm
The always fabulous Kim Voynar's take:
"Perhaps it's partly just that the women of Sex and the City have worn out their welcome, but Sex and the City 2 annoyed the hell out of me.
I'm a fan of the series, and I actually enjoyed the first Sex and the City movie (although, in retrospect, that may have also partly been due to my need for some cinematic sugar in my diet following 10 days of mostly depressing Euro protein in Cannes), but this time around, girlfriend, they lost me.
I've only walked out on one film, ever (that would be Brilliante Mendoza's ode to poverty porn, Serbis, at Cannes two years ago), since I've been working in this field -- hell, I sat through all of The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl and saw Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel three times! -- but if I hadn't had to watch Sex and the City 2 to the bitter end because I was reviewing it, I would have bolted down the hall to catch Father of My Children for the third time by about the 20-minute mark.
The problem with Sex and the City 2 is not that Carrie and the girls are getting older; hell, I'm getting older, along with the rest of the series' fans. It's that the idea of these women who live these lives of excessive privilege constantly whining about their lives was just overwhelmingly irritating to me this time around."
http://www.moviecitynews.com/reviews/2010/sex_and_the_city_2_voy.html
"Perhaps it's partly just that the women of Sex and the City have worn out their welcome, but Sex and the City 2 annoyed the hell out of me.
I'm a fan of the series, and I actually enjoyed the first Sex and the City movie (although, in retrospect, that may have also partly been due to my need for some cinematic sugar in my diet following 10 days of mostly depressing Euro protein in Cannes), but this time around, girlfriend, they lost me.
I've only walked out on one film, ever (that would be Brilliante Mendoza's ode to poverty porn, Serbis, at Cannes two years ago), since I've been working in this field -- hell, I sat through all of The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl and saw Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel three times! -- but if I hadn't had to watch Sex and the City 2 to the bitter end because I was reviewing it, I would have bolted down the hall to catch Father of My Children for the third time by about the 20-minute mark.
The problem with Sex and the City 2 is not that Carrie and the girls are getting older; hell, I'm getting older, along with the rest of the series' fans. It's that the idea of these women who live these lives of excessive privilege constantly whining about their lives was just overwhelmingly irritating to me this time around."
http://www.moviecitynews.com/reviews/2010/sex_and_the_city_2_voy.html
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#110
Posted: 5/27/10 at 8:32pm
"the idea of these women who live these lives of excessive privilege constantly whining about their lives was just overwhelmingly irritating to me this time around."
This time around?!!! That has always been my problem with this series. Why the fvck would anyone waste their time watching these excessively privileged whorebags moan and whine about their lives. I wanted to line them all up and bitch slap each one and tell them to grow the fvck up. This show is one of the many reasons I stopped watching television on a regular basis.
This time around?!!! That has always been my problem with this series. Why the fvck would anyone waste their time watching these excessively privileged whorebags moan and whine about their lives. I wanted to line them all up and bitch slap each one and tell them to grow the fvck up. This show is one of the many reasons I stopped watching television on a regular basis.
#111
Posted: 5/27/10 at 8:58pm
Technically, it's a pretty crappy movie. But, honestly, I had a blast. It's fun. And that's all I really wanted out of it. I had a lot of fun and laughed quite a lot. The critics were gonna hate it anyway, not that their issues with it aren't without merit.
#114
Posted: 5/27/10 at 10:33pm
It's harsh when McGruber - a pretty unfunny sketch when it's less than 10 minutes on TV is turned into a movie that has a RT rating which is 4x what SITC2 is
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#115
Posted: 5/27/10 at 10:58pm
Yeah but McGruber was effin' hilarious and had me crying from laughing so hard.
#116
Posted: 5/27/10 at 11:10pm
15% Most of the reviews have to be in by now, so I don't think it's gonna even do a personal best of 18%.
#118
Posted: 5/28/10 at 9:51am
I'm on pins and needles! If it breaks 20 percent, I'll drink my first cosmo in 3 years.
#119
Posted: 5/28/10 at 10:00am
Heh. There's no way it's gonna break 20% by this point.
I had a funny review to link but I've decided to no longer acknowledge anything that blames gay men for this, as though Sarah Jessica has no control over anything.
I had a funny review to link but I've decided to no longer acknowledge anything that blames gay men for this, as though Sarah Jessica has no control over anything.
#120
Posted: 5/28/10 at 10:24am
After drinking a bit too much last night, today I am a Geri.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#122
Posted: 5/28/10 at 12:02pm
Google award goes to roses!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#124
Posted: 5/28/10 at 2:01pm
Doodle and roses just made my day!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#125
Posted: 5/28/10 at 2:08pm
Well, whatever you do, DONT dress up like Charlie Chaplin and walk home!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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