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#651

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:58am

oh, come ON...if I were any BUSIER this past year, I'd have had to have CLONED my damn self!

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#652

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/21/06 at 8:35am

Hey! I just discovered I'm in the "Hussy" family... Hmmmmmmmmm... What exactly does that mean?

Also, sadly, I have never met my own mother. Nor father. And I don't think I've ever spoken to my son...or husband! What a horribly disfunctional family I seem to have found myself in.

#653

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/21/06 at 8:38am

Well Erika, we share the same husband and I haven't met him either. I haven't met my any of my immediate family other than you.

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#654

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/21/06 at 8:44am

Which is pretty funny, 'cause I can't even think what that would actually make us... Sisters-in-law, perhaps? (Any polygamists out there want to tell us what co-wives call each other?) =)

Anyway, I hope you had a great visit while you were in NY! And I hope your hubby's feeling better, too. (I seem to remember that in addition to being shy, you said he was a bit under the weather that evening at Gonzales y Gonzales, right?) Hope we didn't all scare him to death!

#655

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/21/06 at 8:48am

Yeah, he is hypoglysemic (I don't even know if I am spelling that right) and he had gone too long without eating so he felt awful. The ironic thing is that when he gets like that he need to eat, but he feels so sick that he can't eat. I felt awful because I felt like we were ignoring everyone, but he was a wreck that day. Walking around helped him feel better and I was slowly trying to get him to eat a little here and a little there all day. In a span of about 3 hours I was only able to get him to drink some OJ, eat some gelato and a bite of bagel. Finally by dinner time he was able to eat, but he was pretty out of it. I spent most of my time worrying about him and I didn't get to socialize much. Other than that it was a fun trip lol.

I don't know what we would be called either.

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#656

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/22/06 at 11:19pm

I can no longer keep silent. Grizzabella is NOT the child of Mamie. He is the natural born son of myself, justthefacts2, and a minor Irish poet whose identity, I swear, shall ever remain a mystery. Alas, I misplaced my small son one day, after laying him down for his nap in an oversized duffel bag in the Mt. Tabor, New Jersey station of the now defunct Erie-Lackawanna railroad line - I fear some passenger, mistaking him for baggage, walked off with him, and I have been searching, heart-broken, ever since. I have now confirmed, however, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Grizzabella is indeed that long-lost son, as there is a series of moles on his left buttock in the shape of Ursa Minor.

Salmon leap from the womb of the white sea you look on; they are calves, they are lambs of good color, in peace without slaughter.

#657

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/22/06 at 11:22pm

Mommy!!! (in-law)

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#658

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/22/06 at 11:38pm

Miss Pennywise, this poor (if absent-minded) mother's heart is relieved and proud that my troubled and talented son has found such an excellent life's mate. Treat him well, as this world has been harsh to such a tender lad. He has his father's flamboyant charm, I know all too well.

Salmon leap from the womb of the white sea you look on; they are calves, they are lambs of good color, in peace without slaughter.

#659

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/22/06 at 11:44pm

I don't get it. How was gettinhep adopted in the Bluemoon family when he's my child in the yenta family?

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#660

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/22/06 at 11:55pm

Kel, did you spontaneously generate? You have no parents!

Or am I your mommy? I can't tell where those lines are supposed to lead...

*mind boggles*

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

Updated On: 3/22/06 at 11:55 PM

#661

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/22/06 at 11:58pm

Again, I only get one spot on one tree. I don't even have any babies.

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#662

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/23/06 at 12:00am

I'm married to DAME. Now I'm a pothead by association.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#663

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/23/06 at 12:00am

I started with no babies. Then I had one over night. Now I even have a grandchild. I've never heard of them though...

Oh and look. I have a sibling too. Interesting.

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#664

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/23/06 at 12:02am

Again, what do these trees have to do with REAL BWW relations?? NOTHING I TELL YOU.

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#665

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/23/06 at 12:05am

Simmer down, Auntie.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#666

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/23/06 at 12:09am

Hee. I was gonna say that. But I was afraid she'd bite my head off or something...

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#667

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/23/06 at 12:39am

Jaily, sweetheart, in order for there to be babies you have to sleep with a GIRL. Icky thought, I know.

Now if you WERE to go that direction, I am the first to volunteer as the uterine host to your spawn. Doesn't that sound romantic?

"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

#668

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/23/06 at 12:42am

i'm still mad cause i'm not married to GLEBB and WITHOUT A TRACE is not our boychild. get it right, damn it!

RIP glebby <3

#669

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 2/19/07 at 12:29am

::sniff:: How do I get on the tree?

Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.

#670

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 2/19/07 at 12:37am

"::sniff:: How do I get on the tree?"

StarStuck, me and you can form our own tree.

"Anybody that goes to the theater, I think we’re all misfits, so we ended up on stage or in the audience.” --- Patti LuPone.

#671

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 2/19/07 at 12:40am

Starts singing: "It's a hard knock life for us! It's a hard knock life for us!..."

i.e. adopt me or share in some incest now, unless of course I am already on the tree, and I just can't locate myself.

#672

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 2/19/07 at 12:45am

You are, Marlene.

In the Bluemoon family.

Put your mouse to the left side of MargoChanning's name thee, and scroll down. You are under Glebb.

#673

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 2/19/07 at 12:56am

Yay for being an orphan.
:-]

"Anybody that goes to the theater, I think we’re all misfits, so we ended up on stage or in the audience.” --- Patti LuPone.

#674

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 2/19/07 at 1:00am

Can I be the crazy uncle who really isn't anyone's uncle? They just tell the kids he's a relative so they don't get scared. He just started showing up for the holidays one year, has been coming ever since, and the only thing you know about him is he lives under a bridge on the New Jersey Turnpike.

My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...

Updated On: 2/19/07 at 01:00 AM

#675

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 2/19/07 at 1:17am

Wtf. How am I connected to other people, I don't know. Was I given away with a dowry or something?

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