The Human Centipede- Page 10

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/7/11 at 9:40am

Here's the "teaser" trailer for part 2. Don't worry, it's even safe to watch at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpmPJzLmGdI


But that just goes to show there's nothing "artistic" about it, it's just about trying to make people vomit which to me is the ultimate in lazy horror filmmaking.
Updated On: 6/7/11 at 09:40 AM

[misschung]

Posted: 6/7/11 at 9:51am

Updated On: 6/7/11 at 09:51 AM

[misschung]

Posted: 6/7/11 at 9:51am

the plot seems lazy - didn't this person see how poorly the first attempt at making a human centipede went? lol.

that trailer/teaser was so stupid. it looks like a joke.
best comment to the trailer "this is what happens if you leave school with no qualifications and no girlfriend"

Updated On: 6/7/11 at 09:51 AM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 11:33am

Are You Ready...?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 1:08pm

awww...cant open at work, which must mean it's gross?

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 9/28/11 at 2:40pm

Destined to overtake THE SOUND OF MUSIC, as America's Favorite Film!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 10/7/11 at 12:23pm

[tazber]

Posted: 10/7/11 at 12:39pm

Sicker

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 10/7/11 at 12:42pm

I really just have no desire to see this movie.

[tazber]

Posted: 10/7/11 at 12:47pm

You don't have to!

The link below collects the 11 sickest scenes. Fortunately they just describe what happens so subjecting yourself to actually seeing it isn't necessary.

For the record, #3 is just...well I don't even know what to say about it.
Curious?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 10/7/11 at 12:58pm

And now I really don't want to see it. I told a friend that and he laughed saying "but you'll see any horror movie!" and he's right, except this isn't horror. As that article pointed out there's only one even tension filled moment in the entire film.

I'm getting sick of people labling things like this horror when they are not. They're just gross to make people squirm. INSIDIOUS is a horror film. DRAG ME TO HELL and THE STRANGERS are horror films. This is not.

[canmark]

Posted: 10/10/11 at 11:07am

In his zero star review, Roger Ebert calls HC2 "reprehensible, dismaying, ugly, artless and an affront to any notion, however remote, of human decency."

http://www.rogerebert.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20111007/REVIEWS/111009982

[blaxx]

Posted: 10/10/11 at 5:44pm

"reprehensible, dismaying, ugly, artless and an affront to any notion, however remote, of human decency."

That actually makes it sound good!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 10/10/11 at 5:48pm

I thought at first Ebert was talking about Goth.

[blaxx]

Posted: 10/10/11 at 5:51pm

I thought he was referring to BKLYN The Musical.

[best12bars]

Posted: 10/10/11 at 5:52pm

I thought it was a lyric from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 10/10/11 at 5:56pm

No doubt Ebert's review will only attract more interest. He should have just ignored the film entirely. Now people are just going to rush to see if it's as truly horrendous as Ebert claims it to be.

Updated On: 10/10/11 at 05:56 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 10/10/11 at 6:09pm

I like this excerpt from The LA Times

"Six has in essence backed himself into a rhetorical corner, leaving as perhaps the only option for his next stunt something in which the filmmaker Tom Six winds up with his mouth surgically attached to his own anus."


Campblood.com -

" Cheap, repetitive, and dull. It's like being forced to watch the same Three Stooges gag over and over until someone finally farts in your face and lets you go home."


efilmcritic.com -

" I have no intention on seeing a potential "Human Centipede 3" but if Tom Six inexplicably gets hired to do "Sex and the City 3," I might have to check it out." Updated On: 10/10/11 at 06:09 PM

[Auggie27]

Posted: 10/14/11 at 3:05pm

I will not watch either. The trailer for #1 kept me repulsed.

But if I stand back, I'm fascinated by the obsession with, uh, the obligatory scene in both films. The desire to film, and apparently among some, to watch the, uh, finished product manage its surgically appointed mission. Apparently, in #2, we get, well, actual #2. In color. Apparently it even spews forth upon the camera lens. So you're sitting in the IFC at about 1:20 a.m., with your main squeeze, and you're breathless with anticipation of that moment? "The full sequence."

I guess I finally know the meaning of ****-eating grin.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 10/14/11 at 4:01pm

I think I feel the same way about this movie as I do about JUDY MOODY AND THE NOT SO BUMMER SUMMER. I have no desire to see it but if I'm channel surfing one day and it's on, chances are I'll probably watch.

[tazber]

Posted: 3/2/12 at 12:22pm

Part 2 was probably one of the sickest movies I've ever seen. It was also darkly humorous.

In no way a good film, but at least Tom Six had a point to make.

Apparently part 3 won't be as gory (the excessive nastiness was unique to what he was saying with part 2) but it will be "100% politically inaccurate".


And everyone will be back

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 3/2/12 at 12:29pm

If it's political, I really hope he attaches Santorums mouth to Gingrich's ass.

[tazber]

Posted: 3/14/12 at 6:03pm

A tweet from Six:

#humancentipede3 will have a 500+ person pede. XXL American style!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/14/12 at 6:55pm

I bet one guy with a staple gun will not be able to do it.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 4/8/12 at 5:18pm

Part 2 was just added to Netflix instant. I have time before NEWSIES tonight. I hate myself that I'm thinking of starting to watch it.