Why the rhinestone phone? Because it's so ugly that it's almost cute. The same reason I love Mommie Dearest--it is trashy and wonderful.
The thing about Kayne is that he's either divine or completely off the mark. His evening wear is always spectacular, but then you have monstrosities like the dress from the dumpster diving challenge. Much as I love his bitchy, coniving ways, I don't think he's long for this competition.
And if I see Angela make one more "fleurchon" I am going to shove it down her throat and kick her ass all the way to Jubilee Jumbles. They were cute on the Audrey Hepburn dress and the INC suit, but enough is enough.
I would seriously wear just about anything designed by Laura, Michael, and Uli this season. And while Robert has been a bit dull, his very first West Side Story-esque dress was my favorite for that week. It was just beautiful and much more inovative than Keith's bed sheet dress.
And I thought that Heidi said there was no immunity next week?
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"