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The houseguest that FINALLY FREAKIN' LEFT! WOOOT!
Dabadoll
Featured Actor Joined: 9/9/04
#125re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 12:50amMmm, to make chicken salad in ten seconds or less.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
~Groucho Marx
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
#126re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 12:52amYeah. Who likes to wait for chicken salad? Or any noun salad for that matter?
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
#127re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 3:21amJust got back from rehearsal, checked the thread, and all I can say is, AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! She needs to leave. Like, yesterday! Gah.
#128re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 4:24am
I read the post about chicken salad and thought, "What?" So I went back a few pages to catch up.
Now that I'm all caught up, what the hell? I thought the Father was going to do something? Why hasn't he?
#130re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:21amBecause they don't want her to be homeless and they are too nice for thier own good. It's become a joke at this point. "Is she still here? I haven't seen her." Then she will come upstairs for a smoke break. He nicely told her that she had to go because his son needs normalcy. With an extra person in the house it just throws his routine off. (The funny thing is, this is not your typical kid with autism. Schedules mean very little to him and extra people around just means you are more likely to get distracted so he can get away with more.) Even after that, she is still here. I guess she isn't really doing any harm, it's just annoying. I think it would be pretty funny to lock the dead bolt right before I leave for work.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#131re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:35am
didn't ANYONE watch "windfall" on nbc this summer!?! the foreign chick moves in, won't leave, marries the 17-year-old hottie, steals thousands of dollars from him, pretends to get pregnant with his baby while sleeping with her russian "cousin" and then has the cute girl kidnapped because she is competition for the cute guy's attention.
get the "houseguest" out now, before the cycle starts again!!
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#132re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:18am
JG2---I don't know who these people are that you live with... but they sound like "blissful boneheads" to me.
I thought all those "Oh, honey, it's okay that the crazy lady is still living with us" kind of people only existed in (bad) horror movies. Who would actually believe such nincompoops??
Nope. I was wrong.
They exist in New Jersey as well.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#133re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:19amSeriously - have you seen Patty Duke lurking about? She's tiny - check carefully.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#134re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:21am
Horror shows...New Jersey...
Is there REALLY a difference?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#135re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:22amIf RobbO wasn't a cripple, you'd be in so much trouble right now.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#136re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:24amyes, jaily, in horror shows the virgins get to live. in new jersey, the virgins get to go on to third grade.
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#137re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:29am
*titter* That's cute.
Actually, I *heart* New Yersey. Such bargains, they have!
And this girl sounds like she needs to be tied to her bed and gagged. If she doesn't wanna leave...by gum, she ain't goin' NOWHERES.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#138re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:31am
"And this girl sounds like she needs to be tied to her bed and gagged. If she doesn't wanna leave...by gum, she ain't goin' NOWHERES."
An interesting plot twist, but it doesn't exactly solve the problem.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#139re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:33amthree letters: I.N.S.
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#140re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:34am
This is SUCH a horror movie setup, JG2! I feel for the situation (had a problem with an aide who helped my mother while she was recuperating...she had to be dragged out, practically.)
You dont have much power here, unfortunately, and we are all grateful for the front row seats 
Tho I'd be tempted to give the family an ultimatum, I wouldnt in your case. Sounds like you have a sweet deal there. Dont screw that up.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#141re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:34am
I've been thinking that all along, Robb, but I thought I was the only one that evil, so I kept mum about it.
It's times like this that I remember why I love you so.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#142re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:35amoh, i'm all about anonymous phone calls to the authorities.
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#143re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:37amActually, the threat of INS is all it should take.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#144re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:38amPaint it in blood on her door.
#145re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:40am
Wait - we're tying JG2 to her bed??
*runs to nearest PATH station*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 9/19/06 at 10:40 AM
#146re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:40am
And write it "flipped" like REDRUM.
EDIT: No, Rathy dear, Nanny Georgia's getting tied to the bed. Didn't you get your copy of the script?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 9/19/06 at 10:40 AM
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#147re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:42amyeah, i'm sure writing SNI on the door of a foreigner will scare the bejesus out of her! she'll probably think you're trying to spell snickers and come upstairs looking for candy.
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#148re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:44amNo, Twelvy, once again today's pages are late.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#149re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:44am
...where she's bound and gagged and tied to the bed!
...according to Jaily.
(I think we need a re-write)
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#150re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 10:45amWell, that's disappointing.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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