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#26

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/11/04 at 11:27pm

Mrs Upson had two fur coats and two chins. Mr Upson had two chins, two passions-gold and business-and two aversions, Roosevelt and Jews.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#27

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/11/04 at 11:28pm

Golly! Long pants, at last!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#28

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/11/04 at 11:30pm

And what does Mr. Gooch do?
Oh, my father passed on!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#29

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/11/04 at 11:36pm

Mrs. Burnside, you could practically write a whole book about what happened to me.

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#30

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/11/04 at 11:37pm

Miss Charles, I loved you in Mary of Scotland.
That was Helen Hayes.

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#31

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/11/04 at 11:39pm

Were his days a little dull?
Were his nights a little wild?
Did I overstate my plan?
Did I stress the man
And forget the child?
And there must have been a million things
That my heart forgot to say.
Would I think of one or two,
If he walked into my life today?

#32

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/11/04 at 11:41pm

love this thread...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#33

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/11/04 at 11:51pm

Agnes Gooch: Oh, no! Spirits do the most horrible thing to me. I'm not the same person!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#34

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 12:06am

And Little Glory....

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#35

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 12:15am

'Spitting distance'? How vivid.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#36

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:04am

Oooh, I'd say somewhere between forty... and death.

Yes, I know it's from MAME. But, I can't resist.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

Updated On: 11/12/04 at 01:04 AM

#37

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:15am

...and,

Fix the Astor in the maze with an animal guy.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#38

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:26am

MAME: Mr. Babbit--
MR. BABCOCK: BabCOCK.
MAME: Yes.
____________________________

Enough of this. Now let's all go in and have a glass of whisky.

Updated On: 11/12/04 at 01:26 AM

#39

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 8:47am

everyone has already posted all my favorites...

"Do you like gin?"
"Oh I adore it!"
"Good. After dinner, we'll get out the cards and play a few rounds."

#40

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 8:48am

Thanks joeyjoe! I wanted to share that one but couldn't quite get it right. :)

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#41

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 8:53am

Gooch: "Will it mix with Dr. Pepper?"
Mame: "He'll LOVE IT!"

"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!

#42

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 9:06am

"Father said that since you’re my only living relative beggers can’t be choosers."

"I’m going to turn this kid into a decent God-fearing Christian if I have to break every bone in his body."

Updated On: 11/12/04 at 09:06 AM

#43

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 10:30am

VERA: ... Madonna-like hairdo.

MAME: "Maaa-DONNNNN-uh like hairdo!"

(My favorite Russell reading; she almost sings it.)

"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

#44

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 10:42am

okay, i doubt that i have this completely right, but here it goes (and correct me if it's wrong!)

Glorie - "You could practically write a book about what happened to ME, Mrs. Burnside. We were in the semi-finals, the VERY semi-finals, of the ping-pong tournament at the club when this GHASTLY thing happened. The score was 29 to 28, and we were playing way over our heads when I reached back for this really TERRIFIC shot and I stepped on the ping-pong ball.

Why, I just crushed it to bits!

And we went to the equipment locker to get a new one and the closet was locked. We had to call the whole. thing. off.

Well, it was ghastly!
It was just. ghastly!"

Vera - "Hmmm mmm... funny..."

Mame - "uh, what is?"

Vera - "YOUR story"

Updated On: 11/12/04 at 10:42 AM

#45

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 10:44am

still loving this thread!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#46

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 10:53am

joey - you're a god!

#47

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 11:01am

"GET 'EM AT GIMBEL'S!"

#48

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 11:18am

"I'm your sponge!"

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#49

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 11:49am

"But Brian, wouldn't it be easier to say, 'on the morning I was born, it rained in...'"

"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

#50

re: Widdecomb, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black...

Posted: 11/12/04 at 9:52pm

"Long pants! May I try them on now, Auntie Mame?"

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