Worst movie lines...

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 8:13pm

Coincidentally enough, all of mine come from Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith:

"NOT IF ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, I HAVE!"

"From my point of view, it is the Jedi that are evil! (Nobody has EVER said "From my point of view..." during a fight)"

and, of course, the best thing George Lucas has ever penned...

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

[broadway86]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 9:18pm

I agree with all three of those. You're right, no one ever uses "From my point of view..." in a battle.

Also...

"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy... asking him to love her." - Julia Roberts, Notting Hill

"You jump, I jump." - Leonardo DiCaprio, Titanic

[Liam]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 9:19pm

"the"

[Jera]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 9:34pm

lol.... "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Anakin, you're breaking me heart..."

"Hold me like you did by the lake in Naboo..."

That movie had so many horrible lines.
jera

[munkustrap178]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 9:37pm

Most recent memory:

and this is paraphrased:

(After watching the rest of the zombies cross the bridge out of the city (and by rest of zombies i mean the few dozen they didn't already murder.):

"Don't shoot them...they're just looking for a place to go...like us..."

FROM LAND OF THE DEAD.

Garbage, Garbage, Garbage!

[broadway86]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 11:58pm

"Then he drives around with her in that van of his, drinking, taking pills. I'm sure he doesn't think about putting a seat belt on her." - Demi Moore, Striptease

"I need to go on pretending... until the end... with you." - Kate Winslet, Finding Neverland

"Come on, Kong, forget about me. This thing's just never going to work, can't you see?" - Jessica Lange, King Kong '76

"Slurp my butt." - Bruce Willis, Hudson Hawk

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating. It gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth." - Hayden Christensen, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 9:43am

I know that almost nobody saw Wimbledon but-

Kirsten Dunst to boyfriend Paul Bettany:

"Love means nothing in tennis!"

*groan*

[seymour krelborn]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 11:04am

i'm pretty sure every line in revenge of the sith qualifies as the worst. I liked the movie, but the dialogue was just so bad.

[Eliza0114]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 11:06am

well, yeah, haha, George Lucas is not a writer. not at all. great movie, though! :)

[Elphaba]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 11:10am

Go Willie Go! Freeee WILLIE!

from Free Willie

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 11:26am

Nothing, but nothing, will EVER beat:

"No one puts Baby in the corner."

So bad, it's brilliant.

[Jera]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 1:18pm

I love X-Men, but I groan everytime I hear:

"You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else"

It's not so much the line that's bad; it's the delivery that makes it a groaner.

jera

[justme2]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 1:35pm

From an old film noir movie whose title I cannot recall:

"They call me pencil Louie"
"Why?"
"Cause I got a big eraser right here....to rub people out with, see..."


God, I wish I could find that movie again...

[EverythingIsRENT]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 3:31pm

"You jump, I jump." - Leonardo DiCaprio, Titanic

"I need to go on pretending... until the end... with you." - Kate Winslet, Finding Neverland

"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy... asking him to love her." - Julia Roberts, Notting Hill

What in the world is wrong with these three lines?! Sorry Broadway, but you seem to have odd taste in what makes a "bad" line. I don't think it can get any worse than "it's turkey time, gobble gobble." from Gili!

Updated On: 7/18/05 at 03:31 PM

[broadway86]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 3:35pm

I think they're extremely corny. No biggie.

And, I agree with you on the Gigli line. It didn't help that J. Lo is sooo awkward in that role.

[EverythingIsRENT]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 3:38pm

Ah, fair enough. I personally bawled during all three of those movies, especially during those lines, so obviously I don't mind "corny" lines at ALL!

Updated On: 7/18/05 at 03:38 PM

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 3:40pm

The worst line from one of my favorite movies: The Fugitive, when Harrison Ford is fighting the one-armed man on the El train and after thrashing him says dramatically 'you missed your stop.'

Ugh.

[broadway86]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 3:45pm

No problem, EisR. Lord knows there are those certain movies (and lines) that trigger my tear ducts...

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 3:52pm

here's one......

"This is our time, this our time down here. It's their time up there, It's our time down here!"

Guess what movie and who said it??????

[broadway86]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 3:59pm

I give up. Is it a war movie?

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 4:03pm

The Goonies!

Mikey (aka Sean Astin)

[munkustrap178]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 5:17pm

By far, the WORST segment of dialogue ever is grom GIGLI - when Jennifer Lopez is doing yoga, trying to explain why being a lesbian is biologically "correct", and ending with "my pu$$y." IT IS SO TERRIBLE.

[broadway86]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 5:29pm

Now I've seen some bad movies, but Gigli is one of those few that just left me stunned. I had no idea what hit me, nor could I explain what I had just seen.

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 5:30pm

An alarmingly large percentage of you people have seen Gigli.

I'm scared.

[munkustrap178]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 5:36pm

I had to see what all the buzz was about.

If I can recall, some of the absolute worst screenplays belong to these films:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
How to Deal
A Cinderella Story
Gigli
Any Zombie movie EVER

I will continue to brainstorm...