the rest are all liars and charlatans.
will the real dannielynn's father please stand up...
i will not. i was standing up when we commenced to baby makin'.
Finally, something that I CANNOT be accused of!
Who knows where my sperm has landed.....
Oh, I thought this was like the end of In & Out where we all stand up and say "I am Dannielynn's father" to show solidarity.
Never mind.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I heard that papa was the real MOTHER.
Or was that "a real mother".........?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
So far the best two rumors I've read are Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband and that Nicoles son Daniel was the father! Remember responsible journalism?
Perhaps Athina Onassis Roussel should apply to be a foster parent.
(Papa made me do it.)
remember responsible journalism?
that like totally rocked in almost famous when sapphire threw open the backstage door and yelled that with a bottle of jack in her hand.
chita, yes, we did it i the mud. we did it on the couch. i did her like this, i did her like that, i did her with a wiffleball bat sooooooo, i'm on the run, the cops got my gun...wait, what was i saying?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
My money's on Stefano DiMera or Mrs. Cartman.
and chico, because it's literal friday (since naked friday was unceremoniously banned), i have to ask: are you serious?
papa, I'm never serious.
Well, there was that one time, but the judge did warn that if I didn't stop he was going to clear the courtroom, so that doesn't really count.
Oh, papa, how can you be so insensitive?
This was a poor mother with a child who loved her. She lived a horribly tragic life. And now you're here making fun of her. You should be ashamed of yourself. You're disgusting. DISGUSTING.
So you're the dad, munk?
munk, i would threaten to eat your heart if i wasn't sure that you didn't have one.
i am spartacus.
no, i am spartacus!
and that baby's daddy!
But what about Sugarpie???
Have you people no hearts?
No, chic, I am being an oversensitive menopausal BWW member for halloween. Just preparing.
Because insensitive misogynist is no disguise for you.
1. I'm not insensitive.
2. I'm not a misogynist.
3. I wasn't talking about you to begin with.
3. So I'm not allowed to respond?
2. Your use of the term "menopausal" in that context says otherwise.
1. I'll let others be the judge.
I second the vote for Stefano Dimera. He is EVERYONE's baby daddy.
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