the Official "I Am So Drunk" Thread
the Official "I Am So Drunk" Thread
#0the Official "I Am So Drunk" Thread
Posted: 9/2/06 at 8:15am
I am sooooooooo drunk.
Just thought I'd share.
Love ya!
Updated On: 9/2/06 at 08:15 AM
#1re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 8:21amhe eh lush
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#2re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 8:23am
This is the first time I've had anything alcoholic since May.
I'm no lush.
#3re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 9:05amWhat did you drink, Fiction Writer?
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#4re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 9:09amgood lord at 8 am?
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#5re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 9:30amAny chance this thread won't be a bloodbath?
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#6re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 9:56amI know it's Labor Day weekend and all, but this is an awfully early start.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#7re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 9:57amIs drunk BWW-posting going to become the new drunk dialing?
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#9re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 10:05am
I'm drunk on lack of sleep. Because my drunk Ex's love to text me at 2 in the morning to see if I'm up.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
Updated On: 9/2/06 at 10:05 AM
#10re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 10:45am
Who the hell starts a thread to say they're drunk? Have you not seen the Banal Thread?
Better yet, the Student Board.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 10:56am
Maybe someone could start a thread for the drug users, too.
"Hey everybody - I just shot up! Wheeeee!"
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#12re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 10:57amww, who gave you permission to use my senior pic as your av?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#13re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 11:01amIt was in the fine print of that release form you signed.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#14re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 11:05am
Damn.
*makes appt. with optometrist*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#15re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 11:49amhow proud you must be fiction......is this your official comeback post, or will there be one more glorious?
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#16re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 1:00pm
The drunk wears off and what are you left with?
A hung over version of Obvious Fiction. THAT'S gotta be pretty awful to deal with.
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#17re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 1:02pm
Okay, so was my FactCheck thread deleted because of Drunky McLush's stupid posts?
And, am I the drunk one, or does the pic in FW's av look like the departed Brendan S?
Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#18re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 1:31pmThere's a similarity, but they're two totally different phonies.
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SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#19re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 3:30pmLet's just hope Igor is the designated driver in that relationship. If he's still in the picture. Perhaps that is why OFW was drinking?
PEACE.
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#20re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 3:43pmI am neither shocked or surprised by Obvious_Fiction's post.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
#21re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 3:54pm
Blah blah blah.
Geek, me and "Igor" HIS NAME IS IVAN! drank OJ and Vodka. With orange chunks. Fun fun fun.
CostumeMistress, I really hope my post didn't get your thread deleted.
And we drank at home. No driving here.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#23re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 4:03pm
No.
And Elphaba, this is not my official coming out. I officially came out at the 2003 International Thespian Society Texas State Convention. I was caught making out with a guy in his hotel room.
What?
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#24re: Oh my God
Posted: 9/2/06 at 4:31pm
I'm neither shocked or surpised, but did he tip well?
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
Updated On: 9/2/06 at 04:31 PM
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