70 Girls 70 has a terrific score. I have seen two productions of the show. The cast album is a favorite of mine. But the book is beyond horrendous and lacking in logic. The story just stumbles along and the audience goes "Huh?"
I saw the original production with Mildred Natwick and company and thanks to the wonderful numbers by Onna White had some excitement. Unfortunately the book --that clunky clunky book has got to be the most insipid thing ever written.
Goldie Shaw, Lillian Heyman, Hans Conreid (who replaced David Burns) Mildred Natwick worked their heart out.Tommy Breslin was a stand out too. But you can't save a sinking book. I do remember thinking (in my 15 year old mind) that one actress in the original cast looked like she was going to keel over any minute. I was very concerned for some of those actors. Meanwhile Follies, the other nostalgic old timers musical, openned a week before and was playing around the block!
I also remember thinking the opening number " If you want to see old folks.. you're in the wrong place tonite" as cute as it was worked against itself because the performers did indeed look old. The direction, by Stanley Prager was equally insipid. But those songs were fabulous.
About 5 years ago, they revived it in a staged reading in Los Angeles with Jane Kean, Marnie Nixon , Robert Marsdan and Charlotte Raye. The book fell flat once again and the only stand out performance was given by Jane Kean (who used to do those Honeymooner Musicals on the Jackie Gleason show as Trixis as well as a lead in Ankels Away)
The show, in spite of some great numbers, just does not work and will never work. The book is appallingly bad.