I always wanted to take the 1998 version, and blend the best elements of previous versions into it to create what I feel would be the ultimate production.
I didn't like the elimination of the "Telephone Dance," which I thought could be combined with the mini-"Telephone Song" and slotted in as Cliff decides to pack up his typewriter and go to the Kit Kat Klub for the first time (remember, the '98 production put "Mein Herr" in the "Telephone Dance" slot). It's an effective intro to the Klub as Cliff enters and discovers just what kind of games they play here.
Also, "Meeskite" is absolutely necessary for a variety of reasons. First, and most important, it's essential to Herr Schultz's character development. He's expressing his view that everyone is equal and people who aren't conventionally beautiful are just as good as those who are. This is the exact opposite of Nazi ideology. As he says, it's a "fable," and he's standing against the forces that are taking over Germany. It becomes an incredibly poignant scene when he tries to get the others to sing with him and no one will, except Sally, who isn't easily embarrassed. (It's entirely possible to weave Kost and Ludwig's dialogue which serves the purpose of letting Ludwig know that Schultz is Jewish around this number without losing anything.)
Furthermore, cutting "Meeskite" weakens "If You Could See Her." All the Emcee's songs comment on things that have happened in earlier scenes: "Two Ladies" comments on "Perfectly Marvelous," and "Sitting Pretty" / "The Money Song" (1987 had both "Sitting Pretty" and "The Money Song," and so would my version) comments on Cliff's deal with Ernst. "If You Could See Her" is a comment on Schultz and "Meeskite." He parodies and mocks the theme of "Meeskite," that everyone is equally beautiful. That's one of the reasons why, when they had to change the final line of the song, they went with "She isn't a meeskite at all."
Whether or not you like "Meeskite," it's one of the most important numbers in the show. Slotted into the 1998 framework, it would give more impact to the final scene of the first act and more depth to Schultz, and would strengthen the presence of "If You Could See Her."
I'd also take "Don't Go" from the 1987 version to insert before "Maybe This Time"; the cue line is basically still there in the dialogue, you might as well go full bore and give Cliff a song designed to convince Sally (and himself) that maybe this time he's the one. While we're on that song slot, I've also thought of a new spot for "Why Should I Wake Up," and that's the one problem that's occupied most of my time. Currently, in the theater of my mind's eye, I have it before Cliff and Sally arrive at the engagement party. In a hypothetical film, it would unquestionably be a voice-over number if placed in this slot.
I've also played with putting it in the second act, but it's hard to find the right spot for it there, given that it's so intricately plotted and only "I Don't Care Much" really works as an addition that doesn't seem like an interruption.
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