Well, most of the tour stops are not usual stops along the Cellblock Tour. There are three dates in Alberta, one stop in Palm Springs and Boston. Even if this non equity tour had included a Texas stop, I just couldn't.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)