Clay Aiken to Play Joseph — Page 3

#51

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/13/13 at 12:52am

I love Claymates because they're so persistently delusional that you almost have to admire their commitment.

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#52

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/13/13 at 12:56am

I love Claymate haters. They're so nasty!

#53

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/13/13 at 12:56am

Joseph is now ostracized because he is a lesbian. It will be a commentary on bullying. Clay is a hybrid of Peppermint Patty and kd lang.

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"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

#54

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/13/13 at 4:27am

I think Clay will do very well in this role. He most definitely has the talent. I admit that his look doesn't pop into my mind when I think of this role, but Clay has constantly amazed me since his Idol appearance. I did see him in Spamalot and thought he was very good as Sir Robin. I've always thought he would be good as Jesus in JCSS, or as Pippin. I'll be watching for some youtube videos.

Updated On: 7/13/13 at 04:27 AM

#55

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/13/13 at 7:23pm

It makes sense. There's a book I believe called The Gay Gospels which has a chapter on Joseph, and how the "Coat of Many Colors" was a dress. I mean, you've seen how people costume that monstrosity.

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#56

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/13/13 at 7:51pm

^One of my favorite reviews described the show as "bible night on a gay cruise" which I actually loved. If the show isn't costumed like bible night on a gay cruise, the designer is doing it wrong.

#57

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/13/13 at 8:24pm

#Clay is a hybrid of Peppermint Patty and kd lang.'

Yes, so true

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#58

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/14/13 at 5:05pm

"If the show isn't costumed like bible night on a gay cruise, the designer is doing it wrong."

I love this!!!!!!!!

#59

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/25/13 at 8:58pm

He looks good!

#60

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/25/13 at 9:14pm

He looks like Martin Short playing Clay Aiken playing Joseph.

#61

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/25/13 at 9:16pm

"Dr. Lecter...Dr. Lecter......Dr. Lecter......."

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"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

#62

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/25/13 at 10:54pm

That has to be the worst looking Joseph I've ever seen in my life.....ever

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#63

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/25/13 at 11:00pm

His face is so obviously Photoshopped into generic Joseph art that it's ridiculous. I hope they don't stick him with a wig like that.

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#64

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 12:06am

^I dunno about that. Those look like his clammy germ covered hands.

#65

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 12:51am

I just can't get over his head. I mean it's like the guy from "Mask" after being put through "Extreme Home Makeover : Home Edition".

I know it's MEAN but seriously, lose some heft in that face, boy!

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I don't WANT to live in what they call "a certain way." In the first place I'd be no good at it and besides that I don't want to be identified with any one class of people. I want to live every whichway, among all kinds---and know them---and understand them---and love them---THAT's what I want! - Philip Barry (Holiday)

#66

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 1:00am

Omg. His face looks like one of those wax facial restorations the FBI puts out to identify the corpse of a Jon Doe. That picture is one wind machine short of being an advertisement for an Eastern European gay travel agency.

#67

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 2:35pm

He's not going to lose any heft in his face since a good part of his jaw is steel. He had both jaw joints replaced a few years ago due to TMJ surgery.

Maybe you guys can scale back the mockery just a bit.

#68

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 2:37pm

He had both jaw joints replaced a few years ago due to TMJ surgery.

Now that's a creative euphemism!

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#69

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 2:42pm

"Now that's a creative euphemism! "


What do you mean to imply?

#70

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 2:44pm

I have no idea who this Clay guy is (im British) but thats the worst looking Joseph ive ever seen. What a hysterical poster, and that wig at a quick glance makes him look like amiddle aged woman

#71

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 2:50pm

The annoying part is that he's just all wrong for the role. The usual look is Max Von Essen. The dark-hair, dark-skinned look.

You mean like Jason Donovan? The star of the revival that brought the show back to life? Or Bill Hutton who originated the role on Broadway? Or Ian Watkins?

Or perhaps it simply doesn't matter in the least.

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#72

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 2:51pm

It looks like my Auntie Ann in the chenille bathrobe she got at the Provincetown Art Festival last year.

They have gotta dump that wig. He'd probably look fine with his own hair.

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#73

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 2:52pm

"Maybe you guys can scale back the mockery just a bit."

I don't think the mockery is as much about Clay Aiken's natural appearance as it is about what they did to him before and after the photo session. He looks ridiculous and it's not his fault.

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#74

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 2:53pm

He looks remarkably like Donny Osmond. Maybe that's the look they were going for.

Updated On: 7/26/13 at 02:53 PM

#75

Clay Aiken to Play Joseph

Posted: 7/26/13 at 3:06pm

Re: mockery. Mikers, why do you have a toddler screen name?

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