Munk:
Same! I use that all the time now.
"I have to be romanced a little before I can take off my clothes" Daniel Reichard ( bob gaudio ) Jersey Boys
"Murder is a very British thing, isn't it? I mean, it's almost a hobby over there."
-CURTAINS the musical
:)
My GG quote:
"They can get you in East Hampton for wearing red shoes on a Thursday and all that sort of thing. I don't know whether you know that. I mean, do you know that? They can get you for almost anything. It's a mean, nasty Republican town".
A VERY close runner up is actually a sound, not a quote: Little Edie's laugh in act two in response to Edith's comment "Never had a fight in my life". (priceless! and hard to duplicate-I've tried!)
Oh, well that quote is from the real Edie Beale. We could start an entire thread on Edie-isms. They're BRILLIANT, and I never get tired of them.
All right, for a non-Edie-ism, I like "Your mother and I reared you to be a lady, Edith Bouvier Beale, and what have you become instead? That most pitiable of all creatures. An actress without a stage."
"Go find a husband
Don't waste your life on
Talent you have none of!"
(I dont know if lyrics count)
But one of the best phrases in GREY GARDENS, folks :)
It is pretty good. I think Little Edie's best line in act one is actually: "If I stay, I'll vanish, you'll make me disappear."
pretty much ANY of penny's lines from hairspray! especially:
edna: you too penny, say hello to mrs pingleton
penny: hello mrs. pingleton, i mean mother!!
I love that line about murder from Curtains, Dirty_Rotten_Guy! I was just trying to remember exactly what it was, thank you for reminding me! :)
best comic line is the old neighborhood lines guadio has in JB at the end of the show
and the biggest pounch line
to love another person is to see the face of God
it gets me everytime
oh wait we cant forget ulla:
max: ulla, when did you paint everything white??
ulla: eentermeeeesion!
ulla: mr. blyoooom, why are you standing so far down stage left??
One that comes to mind, is from Crazy For You, a great show, full of witty and funny dialogue.
Bobby's mother and his fiance Irene are arguing about Bobby going to Nevada
Irene : He will go over my dead body !
Mother : That sounds like a wonderful route !!!
As the cow drops dead in Candide
PANGLOSS: Ah, the plague!
It's a goddamn beautiful day. Shut up!
Grey Gardens
(Actually, I thought this just yesterday as I was walking through Central Park and moping about unimportant things I was worrying about. Kinda changed my perspective!)
(Frankie: You know, that’s a nice color for you. You should always wear that). Mary: Thanks for the fashion tip. You old enough to have a match? - Jersey Boys
Mary to Frankie: Hey, watch your mouth in my kitchen. I got little girls in the house….Gimme that. Asshole. -Jersey Boys
OVERTHEMOON beat me to it....
"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD!"
Amen.
:)
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