Jordan, she hoarded cats, ate frosting and diddled to pictures of Tab Hunter from 1950-you forgot the third and most important part of the bio-pic.
Are you kidding me with this? The woman has an ok voice, can barely show up to a concert and has meltdowns weekly. She's got a huge nest egg, can she please go away now and save her appearances for telethons and cat shows. Her album is among the most sleep inducing debuts I have ever heard. Yuck.
Glenn is way better than this material. This is Sally Struthers Lifetime movie territory.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello