"LizzieCurry--You emailed MTI about the lyric changes in "Lovely Ladies?" Who the hell are you, Inspector Javert? It's a friggin' HIGH SCHOOL production, and I can fully understand them changing the lyrics to make it more appropriate. You could get those people in a lot of trouble for doing something pretty harmless (not to mention well-intentioned). You should be ashamed of yourself."
Actually (if it matters), it wasn't even a high school. It was a summer theatre camp at a semi-Equity regional house. Of all people, THEY should've known better. If they didn't think the kids, the audience, or the community could handle watching their precious yuppie larvae selling themselves on stage, it's time to pick another show.
That wasn't the only song where they changed the lyrics. I wrote notes down when I got home, but I do remember they changed some of the foreman's lines in At the End of the Day, re-inserted something that'd been cut from the LMSE, and reassigned lines from one supporting character to another.
So, no, I don't feel ashamed of myself. At all. Even three years later.
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