If/Then artwork — Page 2

#26

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 7:47pm

"I actually think this artwork looks kinda cool, very different - kind of like a Lincoln Center ad"

So it's not very different, it's like a Lincoln Center poster.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

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Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE

#27

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 7:55pm

Terrible. It looks like the jacket of a hardcover book you'd see on the 99 cent table at Barnes & Noble.

#28

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 8:09pm

It's really Foundation Art quality! I am surprised. This would not entice me to see a show.

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#29

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 8:12pm

I think my favorite part is the guitar player who isn't actually leaning on anything.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#30

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 8:16pm

Mine is the anorexic buildings on the background.

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Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE

#31

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 8:19pm

Mine is the hipster blind couple confident enough to walk with hot coffee and no walking sticks.

#32

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 8:31pm

The guitar player also is unaware that he can use his guitar case to collect change.

The pigeons are unaware that Menzel's jaw is ready to eat 'em all.

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Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE

#33

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 8:56pm

I do love how they perfectly captured the view of the two Flatiron Buildings you get from Central Park.

Also, that blind hipster is going to be pissed when that angry woman with the clenched fist walks right into them.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#34

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 9:05pm

Maybe she's blind, too.

And pissed about it.

#35

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 9:14pm

I love how everyone except Idina Is floating off the ground. Does that guy really want to eat that pigeon?

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Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#36

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 9:15pm

IF she accepted her disability, THEN maybe she wouldn't be angry.

I don't know what you guys are saying about this not representing the show- as anyone can see from our discussion, there are complex stories being told here.

Mostly about blind hipsters and unaware guitar players.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#37

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Posted: 9/9/13 at 9:24pm

Like N2N, this ones difficult to capture in the artwork. From what I know of the plot, it's tricky. I wonder if we'll get new artwork before Broadway.

#38

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Posted: 9/10/13 at 2:12pm

Correction: It's not McMullan, it's Zina Saunders.

Still, though, not great!

#39

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Posted: 9/10/13 at 2:14pm

They Ripped Off Morgan Stanley

#40

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Posted: 9/10/13 at 3:20pm

it looks like a poster for a disney movie lol

#41

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Posted: 9/10/13 at 3:22pm

Disney doesn't make movies about middle aged women experiencing their periods for the first time.

#42

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Posted: 9/10/13 at 11:11pm

But they would about street performers with no where to lean!

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Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#43

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Posted: 9/10/13 at 11:19pm

Or the box cover of Mystery Date

#44

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Posted: 9/11/13 at 12:00am

No one else going to point out that Idina seemingly has 6 fingers on her left hand? It looks like she has five visible, and none of them seem to be a thumb...

#45

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Posted: 9/11/13 at 12:18am

i think there is a semi-black person in there. I think he/she is blind too

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"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

#46

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Posted: 9/11/13 at 1:05am

The pigeons look okay.

Is there a Greek chorus of pigeons? God, I hope so.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#47

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Posted: 9/11/13 at 2:05am

God, I had forgotten about that nightmare-inducing Next to Normal artwork.

#48

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Posted: 9/12/13 at 2:24pm

For her next musical, Ideenie Menzel will play a teen girl who gets diagnosed with scoliosis.

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#49

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Posted: 9/12/13 at 2:48pm

Man, there are so many ways they could have made (what I assume) the intention of this poster clearer.

If you're gonna mirror-image the park and Flatiron-highlighted skyline, the least you could do would be indicate a reflective horizon (and you have a / right there in the title, use that slash creatively, art director!)

Now, however, I am left with the overwhelming image of SLIDING DOORS the Musical.

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Words don't deserve that kind of malarkey. They're innocent, neutral, precise, standing for this, describing that, meaning the other, so if you look after them you can build bridges across incomprehension and chaos. But when they get their corners knocked off, they're no good anymore…I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.

#50

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Posted: 9/12/13 at 3:08pm

Yep Sliding Doors- exactly what I was thinking.

It looks like the artwork for some forgotten 70s musical by Galt MacDermot.