Well, at least they have the puppet.
And giving full credit where it’s due, the puppet is pretty awesome to watch and it does have an amazing entrance. It also gives the most expressive performance of the whole cast, which is both impressive and sad. But is one really amazing puppet enough to hang an entire two and half hour musical on? Duh, no!
Where to even start with the rest. The score is junk. At least 2/3 (maybe more) of the music is just underscoring. There are barely any actual numbers; hell, there are barely even an actual characters! Like literally. Basically only three characters are given any dialogue/solo singing lines, and there’s not much for the audience to hold onto in that department. The structure really reminded me of Paramour (not a compliment)- give a few actors some songs and plot, but we’ll really expect the cirque stunts/Kong puppet to carry the show.
The show is ostensibly set in 1931, but there’s very little supporting evidence to back this up. The choreography is beyond over-choreographed. The opening number felt like Newsies performed by electro shock therapy patients. The opening of act two is an embarrassing Hamilton rip off where the lead attempts to rap and the female chorus comes out as rhinestone cheerleaders with pom-poms. It’s as bad as it sounds. And the worst part is the tone is terribly off in act two from what was presented in act one. It turns campy for a bit and the lead actor goes from douchey to downright evil villain.
The audience reaction was pretty funny. Whenever Kong wasn’t on stage it was like crickets, but whenever Kong moved a muscle they went, pardon the expression, apesh!t crazy. Maybe this will run for a bit, although I can’t imagine the weekly running cost is manageable.
The Ferryman was a helluva lot more epic than King Kong, and that had a one room set in a poor, Irish farmhouse! Yes, the puppet is cool and should either receive a special Tony or win best set? Costumes? But I just paid $59 to see a puppet. Next!
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!