Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/13/06
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#1
Posted: 3/12/11 at 4:30pm
Here, in all its glory, is Griffin's bio:
Kathy Griffin is thrilled to be performing at the storied and absolutely haunted Belasco Theatre, where she has already told legendary stage impresario David Belasco's ghost, in no uncertain terms, to "Suck it." Ms. Griffin is especially excited to be reprising the role of Kathy Griffin after spending four years as Kathie Lee Gifford in a touring company of Ms. Gifford’s one-woman musical jamboree, Jesus Is My Homeboy. Born in Madagascar, raised in Rangoon (that’s for you, Streisand-obsessed gays), Ms. Griffin made her stage debut at the age of nine in a Griffin family kitchen production of Boys in the Band, where Ms. Griffin played seven gay men simultaneously. Can you say foreshadowing? Broadway: Speed-the-Plow (with Jeremy Piven, Sushi Taster no. 4); Macbeth (Macbeth's wisecracking red-headed sidekick); Les Misérables (Jean Valjean's funny flame-haired henchwoman); The Iceman Cometh (Iceman's sharp-tongued best friend); Neil LaBute's I Hate You But I Won't Say It Till It Can Do the Most Damage (Dead Whore); Cats (Fierce-y Tattletail MacHairBall); Sweeney Todd (Pie Eater No. 3); Chicago (Mrs. Cellophane); Your Arms Too Short to Box With God: A Soaring Celebration in Song and Dance (God's Fight Promoter); Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark (Head Stuntwoman, fired). Off-Broadway: Mark Twain Tonight! (Understudy); Stamp (the sister production to Stomp, but about stamp collecting); How Do I Get to Broadway? Off-Off-Broadway: Live! Live! Girls! Girls! Sex! Sex! (still running). Television: the double-Emmy-winning "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List" (series regular); "Law & Order: SVU" (no, really, this isn't a Playbill joke, I'm like a real New York actor!); "Suddenly Susan" (not Brooke Shields); "Seinfeld" (not Julia Louis-Dreyfus); "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (not Larry David); "Glee" (another Emmy please); CNN "New Year's Eve With Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin" (Gloria Vanderbilt's best friend); more stand-up comedy specials than any other comedian EVER, including four in 2011 alone; "ER"; "The X-Files"; "The Simpsons"; "Ugly Betty"; "American Dad." Ms. Griffin has also hosted countless awards shows. Look, just type "comedy legend" into your search engine and her picture will come up, probably sixth or seventh. Talk show bannings: "Oprah," "The View," "Live with Regis & Kelly," "Ellen," "Maury Povich Baby Daddy Specials," "The 700 Club," "NewsHour with Jim Lehrer." Celebrity Feuds: Oprah, Ryan Seacrest, Bill O'Reilly, any and all Palins and Angela Lansbury (she knows what she did). Film: Pulp Fiction; Four Rooms; It's Pat; Gandhi (Gandhi's wacky girlfriend); Saving Private Ryan; Cold Mountain; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Can’t Stop the Music; Can’t Stop the Music 2: Turn It Up; Can't Stop the Music 3: Okay, Now That's Just Too Loud; The Remains of the Day; Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad White Woman; Black Swan; The King’s Speech; The Social Network. Awards: Ms. Griffin has received two Emmy awards, having been nominated seven times. She has also received three Grammy nominations, the GLAAD Vanguard Award, the Trevor Project’s Lifetime Honoree Award, the Human Rights Campaign's Ally for Equality Award, a 2007 GAYVN Award (aka gay porn), the key to Louisville and the 2011 Tony Award (fingers crossed!). Ms. Griffin is also the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Official Book Club Selection: "A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin." She lives in Los Angeles, but loves New York, and would like to thank her dogs PomPom Griffin and Larry Griffin-Arquette, as well as her loving fiancee Kelsey Grammar. However, Ms. Griffin's most cherished production is that of her four children: Apple, Moses, Willow and Jaden. Without their strength and love and support, she would not be able to continue to tell dick jokes for the best audience in the world (that's you, people!). She would also like to thank God, and remind everyone how closely she follows Biblical scripture: "Behold I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces." (Malachi 2:3)
Source: http://www.broadway.com/shows/kathy-griffin-wants-tony/buzz/155588/kathy-griffin-spoofs-oprah-kathie-lee-spider-man-more-in-funny-broadway-bio/
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#3
Posted: 3/12/11 at 5:12pm
Oh my goodness, that was the best biography ever!
"Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark! (stuntwomen, fired)
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#5
Posted: 3/12/11 at 6:02pmYes, she mentions it in the show, also/////
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#6
Posted: 3/12/11 at 6:11pmThere should totally be a character in Cats named Fierce-y Tattletail MacHairBall.
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#8
Posted: 3/12/11 at 7:31pm
Live! Live! Girls! Girls! Sex! Sex! (still running)
Best Bio Ever!
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#9
Posted: 3/12/11 at 8:07pmAngela Lansbury (she knows what she did).
Understudy Joined: 12/21/10
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#10
Posted: 3/12/11 at 10:57pmHaha, I love Kathy! I wish I could see her during her Broadway run!
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/11/08
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#11
Posted: 3/12/11 at 11:01pm
Haha. This is such a great bio.
"However, Ms. Griffin's most cherished production is that of her four children: Apple, Moses, Willow and Jaden."
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#12
Posted: 3/13/11 at 1:45amHas anyone started a "Kathy Griffin must host the Tony Awards"-Facebook page yet?
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#13
Posted: 3/13/11 at 4:08amCan we create a "Best Bio" Tony?
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#14
Posted: 3/13/11 at 5:17am
yawn. I'm over KG. As is most of the world.
BN
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#15
Posted: 3/13/11 at 3:53pmAbsolutely hilarious. I especially like the bit about Angela Lansbury.
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#16
Posted: 3/13/11 at 4:34pm
This short video of her walking around the theater is up on the NY Times website.
http://video.nytimes.com/video/2011/03/09/theater/100000000709488/kathygriffin.html?ref=theater
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#17
Posted: 3/13/11 at 4:57pmNow THAT'S comedy!
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#18
Posted: 3/13/11 at 4:58pmLove the bio, don't love her standup. And I think we would be much happier with Daniel Radcliffe as host of the Tonys, instead of a woman who will make the entire evening about her.
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#19
Posted: 3/14/11 at 1:49amI'd settle for Kathy and DanRad co-hosting, especially considering how much fun she'd have with him! (Which is not to imply anything about his sexuality, I just think he'd be very game for her banter.)
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#20
Posted: 3/14/11 at 2:25amKathy is my hero. This bio is hilarious.
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#21
Posted: 3/14/11 at 10:04am
I wonder just how much of a theatre nerd Griffin is, because:
A) The Streisand bit is from her first "I Can Get It For You Wholesale" playbill, and as memory serves, she had to change it during the run b/c people were taking it seriously
B) Can't Stop the Music (greatest film ever) is littered with theatre people through the entire thing.
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#23
Posted: 3/14/11 at 12:29pmplease tell about her understudy!!
Kathy Griffin's Playbill Bio#24
Posted: 3/14/11 at 2:02pmAAAAA I LOVE HER SHE IS HILARIOUS. I saw Kathy Griffin Wants a Tony yesterday and she is AMAZING. I went yesterday to get my tickets and they still had a bunch of seats still available, and also for the rest of this week. Has anyone else gone/ is planning to go?
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