Katie,
I've loved you to death from the first time I saw you on Dawson's Creek. You're super cute and I think you're talented, but you've made some wrong decisions. Like Tom. WTF, Katie? Yeah, I know you said you were going to marry him way back, and your dream came true, but he's a freak! And I'm beginning to think you've been drinking too much Kool Aide. If you're just gonna be with him to get his money, that's fine, but God, girl, if you actually love that tyrannical bastard, then there isn't much America can do you for you.
You need to GET OUT! and find yourself a man that will let you do what you want, whether it be movies, or another TV series (but please don't!), or whatever.
JUST GET OUT!
Yours truly,
Evan "Abs" Almighty
My avatar: South Park Evan Almighty. He's nutty.