Let's create alternate plots based on Broadway show titles — Page 4

Good Vibrations- The Story of a Sex Shop

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Hair: Battle of the Blondes and Brunettes.

Finian's Rainbow: The story of a young boy who organizes a equality rally in a small town.

Pajama Game: The story of a SAW like serial killer. His victims? Girls who have slumber parties.

Little Me: A little person's troubles living in the Big City.

Kiss of the Spiderwoman: Spiderman's new love.

The Wild Party: 7 Strangers try to survive the night at Elton John's Fire Island Retreat

Annie Get Your Gun: Life and times of Annie from the song "Smooth Criminal"

Dreamgirls: Terri Schiavo and two fellow braindead broads have a raucus good time in the dreamworld while their friends and family pray for them to pull through their comas.

Once On This Island: The true story of Barack Obama's birth in (XKenyaX) Hawaii

Working: George W. leads us through 2 hours of clearing brush.

Aida: Confessions of Sexually Active Octogenarians from the South Bronx.

The Sound of Music: Heller Keller composes a musical

Jersey Boys: Taiwanese sweatshop workers who make high school jerseys secretly dream of being tap dancers. When they're discovered practicing in the sweatshop by Kathie Lee Gifford, she offers to make them stars.

Wicked: Ann Coulter's one woman show set in her coven. She teaches us magic spells, shows us a bonafide witch's brew and demonstrates broom flying.

Dance of the Vampires: Madonna, Cher and Elton John vogue, believe and tiny dancer themselves into a tizzy as the sole survivors of the nuclear holocaust.

Not quite fitting, but...

My favorite has always been:

DOLLIES!

The reunion of ex-Dolly stars the night before the demise of the St. James theater. An all star cast including: Carol Channing, Ethyl Merman (I know, I know), Pearl Bailey (please), Barbra Streisand (she makes a cameo on film)... well, you get the idea!