"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas." -Danmeg's 10 year old son.
"Xanadu-The ugly gateway to hell at the Meadowlands." Thank you! Is the ski slope really necessary?
*back on topic*
13: The events of a very unlucky day. The Apple Tree: The story of Johnny Appleseed Honk!: A day in the life of a taxi driver
kchenofan's computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
The Wild Party: 7 Strangers try to survive the night at Elton John's Fire Island Retreat
Annie Get Your Gun: Life and times of Annie from the song "Smooth Criminal"
Dreamgirls: Terri Schiavo and two fellow braindead broads have a raucus good time in the dreamworld while their friends and family pray for them to pull through their comas.
Once On This Island: The true story of Barack Obama's birth in (XKenyaX) Hawaii
Working: George W. leads us through 2 hours of clearing brush.
Aida: Confessions of Sexually Active Octogenarians from the South Bronx.
The Sound of Music: Heller Keller composes a musical
Jersey Boys: Taiwanese sweatshop workers who make high school jerseys secretly dream of being tap dancers. When they're discovered practicing in the sweatshop by Kathie Lee Gifford, she offers to make them stars.
Wicked: Ann Coulter's one woman show set in her coven. She teaches us magic spells, shows us a bonafide witch's brew and demonstrates broom flying.
Dance of the Vampires: Madonna, Cher and Elton John vogue, believe and tiny dancer themselves into a tizzy as the sole survivors of the nuclear holocaust.
The reunion of ex-Dolly stars the night before the demise of the St. James theater. An all star cast including: Carol Channing, Ethyl Merman (I know, I know), Pearl Bailey (please), Barbra Streisand (she makes a cameo on film)... well, you get the idea!