Damn Yankees: a charming love story. A Union soldier falls for a Confederate plantation owner's daughter. Can their love survive the trials and tribulations of the Civil War?
COMPANY - the musical based on the government takeover of General Motors.
CAMELOT - tuneful epic about a Saudi Arabian dromedary seller who takes over a used car lot from a recently unemployed GM dealer. The sequel to COMPANY.
CARRIE - boy, were the folks who thought it was WISHFUL DRINKING suprised!
THE FIX - a Kander & Ebb-like musical about a heroin addicted gubernatorial candidate and his conniving MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE-esque mother, the crippled gay uncle who is in love with him and the hooker who supplies him with ALL his various fixes often while singing blues/gospel/r&b songs. Oh, wait...
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK - REAL HOUSEWIVES OF CONNECTICUT the musical.
"Two Gentlemen of Verona" -- A gay version of "Romeo and Juliet" "Godspell" -- a rollicking evening wherein the translators of the King James Bible fight and curse each other "Stop the World - I Want to Get Off" -- the amusing antics of scientists creating Viagra "Redhead" -- the tragicomic events leading up to Luciille Ball in "Wildcat" "Lost in the Stars" -- "Entourage" set to music "Jumbo" -- the behind-the-cameras goings-on at "The Biggest Loser"
Good Vibrations-Battle between the Beach Boys and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch for the rights to the song title.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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The Color Purple: An effeminate interior decorator is figuring out just what shade should his new bedroom walls be...
Ragtime: The story of underwear and socks who are approaching oblivion
Pacific Overtures: A group of composers based in San Francisco and Tokyo are competing for a new opera commission
Guys and Dolls: The story of Xavier Roberts, creator of Cabbage Patch Kids
In the Heights: Sir Edmund's Hilary and Tenzing Norgay's travails in climbing Mt. Everest
Flora, The Red Menace: The story of Elmo's mother
All Shook Up: Interviews with children who stayed overnight at Neverland Ranch
The Donkey Show: A sequel to Shrek
Beauty and the Beast: the courtship of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Sarah Brightman
Ring of Fire: A revue about having hemorrhoids
Dirty Dancing: A night inside the hottest clubs of South Beach
Song and Dance: Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds testify about steriod use before a Senate sub-committee
Crazy For You: A revue about stalking the ones you love
Miss Saigon: A Vietnamese beauty pageant
Can you tell I'm having fun with this?
Dean: Can I tell you something?
Lorraine: That depends on what it is.
Dean: I think you're really really pretty.
Lorraine: (after a pause) Ok, you can tell me that.
Xanadu-The ugly gateway to hell at the Meadowlands.
Okay, at least I'm convinced that's what that structure is.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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