Let's create alternate plots based on Broadway show titles- Page 3

[broadwaypink]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 3:45pm

Bat Boy the Musical-Batmans teen years

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 3:55pm

Damn Yankees: a charming love story. A Union soldier falls for a Confederate plantation owner's daughter. Can their love survive the trials and tribulations of the Civil War?

[HollyGolightly2]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 3:56pm

HAIR: A musical romp about the joys of working in a barbershop.

[AwesomeDanny]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 5:53pm

Next to Normal: a family has troubles when moving far away from their hometown of Normal, Illinois.

[saveusmike]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 6:42pm

Mary Poppins on Broadway: The story of a childhood classic raped by Disney.

[wonkit]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:19pm

COMPANY - the musical based on the government takeover of General Motors.

CAMELOT - tuneful epic about a Saudi Arabian dromedary seller who takes over a used car lot from a recently unemployed GM dealer. The sequel to COMPANY.

[HollyGolightly2]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:25pm

Ragtime: Two and a half glorious hours of watching a piece of cloth sit on an empty stage.

[saveusmike]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:28pm

Beauty and the Beast or (Working Title) "How Trump met Melania"

[CAX]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:30pm

Pajama Game: A Night at Neverland Ranch

[Pgenre]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:39pm

CARRIE - boy, were the folks who thought it was WISHFUL DRINKING suprised!

THE FIX - a Kander & Ebb-like musical about a heroin addicted gubernatorial candidate and his conniving MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE-esque mother, the crippled gay uncle who is in love with him and the hooker who supplies him with ALL his various fixes often while singing blues/gospel/r&b songs. Oh, wait...

THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK - REAL HOUSEWIVES OF CONNECTICUT the musical.

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[dg22894]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:44pm

Bye Bye Birdie: the secrets of bird migration.
Noices Off: PATTI LUPONE AND CELL PHONES

[HollyGolightly2]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:55pm

Phantom of the Opera: An opera in three acts about Casper the Friendly Ghost.

[rockfenris2005]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 8:40pm

Love Never Dies - The sequel to Aspects of Love

[peerrjb]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 8:41pm

"Two Gentlemen of Verona" -- A gay version of "Romeo and Juliet"
"Godspell" -- a rollicking evening wherein the translators of the King James Bible fight and curse each other
"Stop the World - I Want to Get Off" -- the amusing antics of scientists creating Viagra
"Redhead" -- the tragicomic events leading up to Luciille Ball in "Wildcat"
"Lost in the Stars" -- "Entourage" set to music
"Jumbo" -- the behind-the-cameras goings-on at "The Biggest Loser"

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 8:42pm

Mamma Mia: the Italian Pizza Shop Musical

[dg22894]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 8:48pm

Annie: The story of a whore

[never-too-old]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 9:27pm

Superior Donuts - the story of local bakeries competing for police patronage

[Marianne2]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 9:34pm

Taboo-The wonderful word guessing musical.

Good Vibrations-Battle between the Beach Boys and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch for the rights to the song title.

[beagle]

Posted: 10/13/09 at 9:57pm

Into the Woods--The new musical about summer camp.

[CAX]

Posted: 10/14/09 at 12:56am

Exit the King: A tale of Presley's last stand... er sit.

Victor/Victoria: Conjoined Twins fight to be surgically separated

Sunset Blvd: The Ailene Wuornos Musical

[TonyVincent]

Posted: 10/14/09 at 11:49am

Children of Eden: The former Elphaba starts a family of her own!

Assassins: A children's game involving spoons and stealth turns horribly, horribly wrong.

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: A young man decides to come out of the closet during the disco era.

[misto625]

Posted: 10/14/09 at 12:27pm

The Color Purple: An effeminate interior decorator is figuring out just what shade should his new bedroom walls be...

Ragtime: The story of underwear and socks who are approaching oblivion

Pacific Overtures: A group of composers based in San Francisco and Tokyo are competing for a new opera commission

Guys and Dolls: The story of Xavier Roberts, creator of Cabbage Patch Kids

In the Heights: Sir Edmund's Hilary and Tenzing Norgay's travails in climbing Mt. Everest

Flora, The Red Menace: The story of Elmo's mother

All Shook Up: Interviews with children who stayed overnight at Neverland Ranch

The Donkey Show: A sequel to Shrek

Beauty and the Beast: the courtship of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Sarah Brightman

Ring of Fire: A revue about having hemorrhoids

Dirty Dancing: A night inside the hottest clubs of South Beach

Song and Dance: Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds testify about steriod use before a Senate sub-committee

Crazy For You: A revue about stalking the ones you love

Miss Saigon: A Vietnamese beauty pageant

Can you tell I'm having fun with this?

[madbrian]

Posted: 10/14/09 at 12:52pm

Ragtime: musical adaptation of The Vagina Monologues

Singin' In The Rain: the first musical for lovers of watersports

[Marianne2]

Posted: 10/14/09 at 1:00pm

Xanadu-The ugly gateway to hell at the Meadowlands.

Okay, at least I'm convinced that's what that structure is.

[Kad]

Posted: 10/14/09 at 1:05pm

On the Twentieth Century: A panel of historians discuss the major contributions to humanity, in all aspects, seen in the last century.