#51
Posted: 10/13/09 at 3:45pm
Bat Boy the Musical-Batmans teen years
Let's create alternate plots based on Broadway show titles — Page 3
#52
Posted: 10/13/09 at 3:55pm
Damn Yankees: a charming love story. A Union soldier falls for a Confederate plantation owner's daughter. Can their love survive the trials and tribulations of the Civil War?
#53
Posted: 10/13/09 at 3:56pm
HAIR: A musical romp about the joys of working in a barbershop.
#54
Posted: 10/13/09 at 5:53pm
Next to Normal: a family has troubles when moving far away from their hometown of Normal, Illinois.
#55
Posted: 10/13/09 at 6:42pm
Mary Poppins on Broadway: The story of a childhood classic raped by Disney.
"Everything in life, is only for now"
-Avenue Q
#56
Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:19pm
COMPANY - the musical based on the government takeover of General Motors.
CAMELOT - tuneful epic about a Saudi Arabian dromedary seller who takes over a used car lot from a recently unemployed GM dealer. The sequel to COMPANY.
CAMELOT - tuneful epic about a Saudi Arabian dromedary seller who takes over a used car lot from a recently unemployed GM dealer. The sequel to COMPANY.
#57
Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:25pm
Ragtime: Two and a half glorious hours of watching a piece of cloth sit on an empty stage.
#58
Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:28pm
Beauty and the Beast or (Working Title) "How Trump met Melania"
"Everything in life, is only for now"
-Avenue Q
#59
Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:30pm
Pajama Game: A Night at Neverland Ranch
#60
Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:39pm
CARRIE - boy, were the folks who thought it was WISHFUL DRINKING suprised!
THE FIX - a Kander & Ebb-like musical about a heroin addicted gubernatorial candidate and his conniving MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE-esque mother, the crippled gay uncle who is in love with him and the hooker who supplies him with ALL his various fixes often while singing blues/gospel/r&b songs. Oh, wait...
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK - REAL HOUSEWIVES OF CONNECTICUT the musical.
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THE FIX - a Kander & Ebb-like musical about a heroin addicted gubernatorial candidate and his conniving MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE-esque mother, the crippled gay uncle who is in love with him and the hooker who supplies him with ALL his various fixes often while singing blues/gospel/r&b songs. Oh, wait...
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK - REAL HOUSEWIVES OF CONNECTICUT the musical.
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#61
Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:44pm
Bye Bye Birdie: the secrets of bird migration.
Noices Off: PATTI LUPONE AND CELL PHONES
Noices Off: PATTI LUPONE AND CELL PHONES
#62
Posted: 10/13/09 at 7:55pm
Phantom of the Opera: An opera in three acts about Casper the Friendly Ghost.
#63
Posted: 10/13/09 at 8:40pm
Love Never Dies - The sequel to Aspects of Love
Who can explain it, who can tell you why?
Fools give you reasons, wise men never try
-South Pacific
#64
Posted: 10/13/09 at 8:41pm
"Two Gentlemen of Verona" -- A gay version of "Romeo and Juliet"
"Godspell" -- a rollicking evening wherein the translators of the King James Bible fight and curse each other
"Stop the World - I Want to Get Off" -- the amusing antics of scientists creating Viagra
"Redhead" -- the tragicomic events leading up to Luciille Ball in "Wildcat"
"Lost in the Stars" -- "Entourage" set to music
"Jumbo" -- the behind-the-cameras goings-on at "The Biggest Loser"
"Godspell" -- a rollicking evening wherein the translators of the King James Bible fight and curse each other
"Stop the World - I Want to Get Off" -- the amusing antics of scientists creating Viagra
"Redhead" -- the tragicomic events leading up to Luciille Ball in "Wildcat"
"Lost in the Stars" -- "Entourage" set to music
"Jumbo" -- the behind-the-cameras goings-on at "The Biggest Loser"
#65
Posted: 10/13/09 at 8:42pm
Mamma Mia: the Italian Pizza Shop Musical
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
#66
Posted: 10/13/09 at 8:48pm
Annie: The story of a whore
#67
Posted: 10/13/09 at 9:27pm
Superior Donuts - the story of local bakeries competing for police patronage
#68
Posted: 10/13/09 at 9:34pm
Taboo-The wonderful word guessing musical.
Good Vibrations-Battle between the Beach Boys and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch for the rights to the song title.
Good Vibrations-Battle between the Beach Boys and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch for the rights to the song title.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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#69
Posted: 10/13/09 at 9:57pm
Into the Woods--The new musical about summer camp.
#70
Posted: 10/14/09 at 12:56am
Exit the King: A tale of Presley's last stand... er sit.
Victor/Victoria: Conjoined Twins fight to be surgically separated
Sunset Blvd: The Ailene Wuornos Musical
Victor/Victoria: Conjoined Twins fight to be surgically separated
Sunset Blvd: The Ailene Wuornos Musical
#71
Posted: 10/14/09 at 11:49am
Children of Eden: The former Elphaba starts a family of her own!
Assassins: A children's game involving spoons and stealth turns horribly, horribly wrong.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: A young man decides to come out of the closet during the disco era.
Assassins: A children's game involving spoons and stealth turns horribly, horribly wrong.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: A young man decides to come out of the closet during the disco era.
#72
Posted: 10/14/09 at 12:27pm
The Color Purple: An effeminate interior decorator is figuring out just what shade should his new bedroom walls be...
Ragtime: The story of underwear and socks who are approaching oblivion
Pacific Overtures: A group of composers based in San Francisco and Tokyo are competing for a new opera commission
Guys and Dolls: The story of Xavier Roberts, creator of Cabbage Patch Kids
In the Heights: Sir Edmund's Hilary and Tenzing Norgay's travails in climbing Mt. Everest
Flora, The Red Menace: The story of Elmo's mother
All Shook Up: Interviews with children who stayed overnight at Neverland Ranch
The Donkey Show: A sequel to Shrek
Beauty and the Beast: the courtship of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Sarah Brightman
Ring of Fire: A revue about having hemorrhoids
Dirty Dancing: A night inside the hottest clubs of South Beach
Song and Dance: Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds testify about steriod use before a Senate sub-committee
Crazy For You: A revue about stalking the ones you love
Miss Saigon: A Vietnamese beauty pageant
Can you tell I'm having fun with this?
Ragtime: The story of underwear and socks who are approaching oblivion
Pacific Overtures: A group of composers based in San Francisco and Tokyo are competing for a new opera commission
Guys and Dolls: The story of Xavier Roberts, creator of Cabbage Patch Kids
In the Heights: Sir Edmund's Hilary and Tenzing Norgay's travails in climbing Mt. Everest
Flora, The Red Menace: The story of Elmo's mother
All Shook Up: Interviews with children who stayed overnight at Neverland Ranch
The Donkey Show: A sequel to Shrek
Beauty and the Beast: the courtship of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Sarah Brightman
Ring of Fire: A revue about having hemorrhoids
Dirty Dancing: A night inside the hottest clubs of South Beach
Song and Dance: Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds testify about steriod use before a Senate sub-committee
Crazy For You: A revue about stalking the ones you love
Miss Saigon: A Vietnamese beauty pageant
Can you tell I'm having fun with this?
Dean: Can I tell you something?
Lorraine: That depends on what it is.
Dean: I think you're really really pretty.
Lorraine: (after a pause) Ok, you can tell me that.
#73
Posted: 10/14/09 at 12:52pm
Ragtime: musical adaptation of The Vagina Monologues
Singin' In The Rain: the first musical for lovers of watersports
Singin' In The Rain: the first musical for lovers of watersports
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#74
Posted: 10/14/09 at 1:00pm
Xanadu-The ugly gateway to hell at the Meadowlands.
Okay, at least I'm convinced that's what that structure is.
Okay, at least I'm convinced that's what that structure is.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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#75
Posted: 10/14/09 at 1:05pm
On the Twentieth Century: A panel of historians discuss the major contributions to humanity, in all aspects, seen in the last century.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
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