This may crash and burn, but hopefully we can have some fun. In this thread, we make up alternate plots based on misinterpreted or misconstrued titles of Broadway shows. I'll go first:
THIRTEEN is a musical odyssey chronicling the history of the PBS Network. Come see a minuet about the works of Georgia O'Keeffe, a lyrical dance interpretation of the impact Sesame Street had on a generation of children, and, for the show-stopping finale, a hip-hop montage examining government censorship of media war coverage throughout the years.
Updated On: 10/12/09 at 10:25 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
I would ammend that to say "generations of children."
Sesame Street is still VERY relevant in today's world.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
Gypsy: The story of traveling Merchant-Americans.
The Drowsy Chaperone: the story of what happens at school dances when the chaperones can't stay awake.
CATS: Starring dogs.
The Producers: a musical fable based on the Duggar family.
Chess: A world Chess tournament with a communism twist.
Oh wait, that's actually what it's about.
Let me try again.
Mamma Mia! Mario and Luigi battle tough economic times as plumbers.
The Act: the story of Liza and her loving husbands.
How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying: the Bernie Madoff story.
Stand-by Joined: 6/18/08
Guys & Dolls: The story of men and the Blow-Up Dolls they Love.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: musical based on the Limbaugh, Beck, and Hannity.
Pippin: the journey of a hobbit
Wicked: The story of an evil composer who writes really bad music to seduce teenagers.
Broadway Star Joined: 3/20/08
Passion - the new musical based on Mel Gibson's blockbuster film
Next to Normal - the Tom Cruise story
Bye Bye Birdie: The disappearence of a beloved pet canary.
Sunday In The Park With George: former Wham! singer can't spot an undercover cop.
Curtains: Prince Herbert and Sir. Lancelot's obsession with pink curtains.
The Goodbye Girl: Sarah Palin resigns as governor of Alaska.
Jersey Boys: A summer spent in Seaside Heights.
Hairspray: Getting high on the fumes from the can.
Damn Yankees, the biographical musical of the famed Rock group
WICKED: The New Dictator Musical
In the Heights-Life in Hopatcong, NJ.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/30/09
The Lion King: a story of tyranny among the animals
Spring Awakening: a show about bears awakening from hibernation.
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