"I am not going back to work at the Orange Julius!"
Not exactly my favourite line, but I love the running gag. And it's been stuck in my head all day because I actually did get an Orange Julius today. Closest thing I have to a Jamba Juice.
HAROLD NEVER TOOK A PATERNITY TEST ON TV!!
- David Fonda, The Wedding Singer
thespian geek: oo no, i mean i would love for them to record the show and sell a dvd. i wish that would happen. dont worry, im not trying to get anything illegal, sry if it sounded that way.
thespian geek: oo no, i mean i would love for them to record the show and sell a dvd. i wish that would happen. dont worry, im not trying to get anything illegal, sry if it sounded that way.
It's okay! I'm just being cautious. I'd love for them to record it and sell a DVD, too! Then I could watch it whenever I want.
Sammy: ... exploiting our contacts. George: Contacts! The only famous guy we know is the weatherman from channel 2 who made a pass at you at Arby's. Sammy: I am not calling him. George: ... Sammy: Not again...
Kevin and Matt own that scene. The way they say it is so funny.
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I chose, and my world was shaken- So what? The choice may have been mistaken,
The choosing was not...
"Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler
awww I wanna contribute but everyone already said my favorites! haha.
well anyway, my fav is def "I knew it. I hate her. I HATE HER!!" and its purely and UTTERLY because of kevin and his absolute brilliance in delivering it :P
and my tie for favorite is of course the "Sammy: ... exploiting our contacts. George: Contacts! The only famous guy we know is the weatherman from channel 2 who made a pass at you at Arby's. Sammy: I am not calling him. George: ... Sammy: Not again..."
Kevin and Matt dont own that scene, the PAown in, in a major way hehehe, seriously, they're just.... unbelievable comedically
oooh and other ones I like: "hey, phsyco, I'm never getting back together with you! Now take off my van halen t-shirt before you diss the band and they break up!" (I may have totally messed up that first part, cause all I really remember is "hey, phsyco" and the van halen part hahaha, but I think it was something along those lines anyway)
aaand "No, this is A Touch Of CLASS. Not... what you said"
and (part of a song, but still absolutely wonderful) "its emasculating holding a purse... and it doesn't match my jacket"
and of course, ALL of the scene before casualty of love... and all of the scene before not that kind of thing :)
I don't need a life that's normal. That's way too far away. But something next to normal would be okay. Something next to normal is what I'd like to try. Close enough to normal to get by.
Julia: “Look at the little daffodils and the rosebuds” Robbie: “What are you 80 years old? No guys gonna wanna eat off of that. Just go with the basic white. Anything else is gonna clash with that tablecloth you just bought” Julia: “You mean the one you forced me to buy?” Robbie: “It was 50% off” Julia: “It was 80% ugly” Robbie: “Well let’s see if this registers, you’re picking out crap!”
I love this part. but sadly the "you're picking out crap" line is gone. its now adlibs by Lynch since apparently he thinks that line isn't funny. *sigh*
and my fav lines is just basically the whole scene before Casualty of Love, and the song itself. hehe
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I chose, and my world was shaken- So what? The choice may have been mistaken,
The choosing was not...
"Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler
see, thats what i get for not seeing the show since frickin april 30! ugh, 2 months from tomorrow i get to see it again!! im already counting down, lol.
I love this part. but sadly the "you're picking out crap" line is gone. its now adlibs by Lynch since apparently he thinks that line isn't funny. *sigh*
hehe, I actually dont remember what he said when I saw it... does he make another joke, or is it just like a regular non-funny line? I think I remember it being funny.. but I'm not positive lol
I don't need a life that's normal. That's way too far away. But something next to normal would be okay. Something next to normal is what I'd like to try. Close enough to normal to get by.
As I've said in the past, I trust Stephen's comedic instincts. This is the man who wrote Beelz
Not everyone finds Stephen's comedy funny. But I'm biting my tongue still.
huh.. thats so funny that you dont find stephen funny.. lol, just because his comedy is VERY similar to the WS comedy! WS is a liittle bit more toned down as far as profanity, but like, do you like Awesome? cause... that IS his comedy (I think litterally right? cause he ad libbed a lot of it himself didn't he?). But like, even somebody kill me is VERY his type of comedy :P most people I've talked to who dont like stephen dont like him because they dont love dirty humore and/or are offended by the stuff he sings about. But like.. I'd just think anyone who loves WS probably wouldn't mind any of that and therefore probably would love his comedy :) lol. Anyway yeah.. Beelz quite LITTERALLY made me fall off my chair laughing. That is all
so i always see everybody with words in bold and italics. how do you do that? < i > TYPE HERE < / i > do that, but get rid of all the spaces that's italic, if you want bold its < b > HERE < / b >
I don't need a life that's normal. That's way too far away. But something next to normal would be okay. Something next to normal is what I'd like to try. Close enough to normal to get by.
I didn't say it was me. Some of his stuff is too dirty for me, but out of like.. 5 or 6 of his songs, I liked most of them. But I do have a friend who doesn't like Stephen's comedy at all but is seeing WS in a couple of weeks, so. I'm just saying though that there ARE people out there who don't like him, so just because he's a comedian doesn't mean he's a good one to everyone! Lol.
^haha, oh no, I totally know, there are PLENTY of people who wouldn't like his type of comedy- again, uuusually its people who dont like dirty humor and are offended by it, but occasionally there ARE those people who just dont think he's funny. lol. But its just I wouldnt think many WS fans wouldn't think he was funny, simply because if you like the comedy in wedding singer, its very similar to his comedy but just milder And yeah, some of his songs are a bit too dirty even for me. But thats mostly like his older stuff from A Little Bit Special and stuff. There's VERY few songs I dont like from Superhero and Craig. And if they're not FUNNY, they're at LEAST great songs so I still love listening (Priest is kinda an example of that, I mean its very funny, but its justt really really dirty and it prob wouldn't be one of my favs at all exept that the song is BRILLIANT musically so thats why I love it). Oh, and Craig is also QUITE a bit milder that Superhero still politically incorrect and everything, but there's really nothing TOO profain on it (exept maybe Halloween, which is... just not one of my favs. at all. haha)
I don't need a life that's normal. That's way too far away. But something next to normal would be okay. Something next to normal is what I'd like to try. Close enough to normal to get by.
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