...ok, now where was I?
He's established that HAIRSPRAY, PRODUCERS, DIRTY ROUNDED SCOUNDRELS, LITTLE WOMEN (Little Women?) and BROOKLYN are "faux-musicals" except that I'm not sure what he means by that, or what is the alternative is. I would have liked to have known what other shows he thinks are "faux" over the past fifty years or so. Very odd.
OK, he likes RENT, CAROLINE, MOVIN' OUT and AVENUE Q. But except for Q, (yay) all these shows have "Yes, but" qualifications - RENT is "unfinished", Larson's death preventing him from "Fine-tuning" his creation, and he thinks Kushner's words don't QUITE fit Tesori's music. Interestingly, he praises Guettel for his lyrics to PIAZZA, yet says nothing about the music.
Though he goes on about the glut of jukebox musicals,he surprisingly has good things to say about MAMMA MIA! noting that the ABBA songs are inserted into the narrative "with a modicum of sly wit" and inferring that unless one does a jukebox musical as well as MAMMA MIA! "the result can be disaterous".
Then he goes on a lot about the expensivce economics of Broadway, blah blah blah...that audiences don't want to sit through "cerebral", "emotional" or "earnest" works for the cost of a Broadway ticket, so Broadway always plays it safe, etc. etc. etc. ...bemoaning the fact that a live pit orchestra may soon be a thing of the past...but that lively theatre is being done outside of Broadway, in regiounal houses.
It's a strange and meandering piece. He makes some good points, but he needed a good editor who could prod him to explain his points more. Even so, he could said as much in half the words.
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"