Musicals without Romance

My daughter asked me if there were any musicals which weren't about romance or have romance as an element. And, frankly, I was stumped. So, I was trying to come up with shows where romance is not a major element of an A plot or B plot and there's no song. (And revues don't count)

Possibilities we came up with:

Cats - but other daughter says there is a dance between Victoria and Mr. Mistoffeles which might count.

Annie - for productions where there is no Grace/Warbucks connection

1776 - except that He Plays the Violin probably eliminates it

Man of La Mancha - Don Quixote has platonic love for Aldonza as Dulcinea. There are anti-romance elements, though.

Charlie & Chocolate Factory - ???

The Wiz - there are songs about family love - but not romance

Joseph and His Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat - ???

Billy Elliot - There is Grandma's Song, though....

We wondered about Starmites and Starlight Express - but no one in our family has seen those shows.

Pacific Overtures? There's no real romance as part of the show.

Assassins? There's that sequence with Guiteau trying to kiss an unwilling Sara Jane Moore, but I don't think I'd call that "romance."

Caroline, or Change?

MyLife said: "King Kong

A Chorus Line - Zach and Cassie had a past romance but I wouldn't say there is romance on the line itself

Altar Boyz

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Al and Kristine are married in A Chorus Line and there's a bunch of references to it but it's super romantic per say.

GottaHaveAGimmick said: "Next to Normal?

Dear Evan Hansen?"

n2n has the whole natalie and henry subplot and deh has evan and zoe

little_sally said: "
Al and Kristine are married in A Chorus Line and there's a bunch of references to it but it's super romantic per say."

We never said that all the characters had to be single! At most Al and Kristine hold hands. Depends on how the OP is defining romance. Maybe I'm too liberal :P

For that matter, all these stray cats in Cats you know are getting some behind the loose tires in the back.

The Scottsboro Boys!

Uh, Hamilton?

OKBroadwayFan said: "MyLife said: "King Kong

King Kong is basically a love triangle between Kong, Jack, and Ann.

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There is no Jack character in the musical

MAN OF LA MANCHA does not belong on the list. The show features the late medieval/early Renaissance concept of Platonic romance--note the capital P because the concept was actually based on Plato, as opposed to our generic uses of (lowercase p) platonic love to mean "in the friend zone".

In the medieval conception, romantic love was always directed at a woman who was physically unattainable (she was usually married to someone else). See Dante. But this concept of romance was the origin of the idea of romantic love between husband and wife, a notion popularized by plays such as ROMEO AND JULIET. So although there's no question that Don Quixote and Aldonza are going to have sex, theirs is very much a "romantic" relationship in the oldest sense of the concept.

Updated On: 10/11/18 at 08:06 PM

Arguably the musical Chicago. Roxie's relationships with Fred and Amos are over before the story begins. And, despite a lot of sexual tension, there are no romances during the story proper.