Name the worst musical
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Hank
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#126Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/22/07 at 8:40pm"Brooklyn", or "Urban Cowboy". Take your pick, I can't decide between them two.
madlibrarian
Broadway Star Joined: 8/15/06
#127Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/22/07 at 8:45pmIn London in the 1970s I saw THE GREAT WALTZ, the Wright-Forrest musical from Strauss. The book is PAINFULLY undramatic and uncomic.
AnaGFan
Featured Actor Joined: 12/16/06
jbdc
Leading Actor Joined: 3/17/07
#129Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/22/07 at 11:03pm
WOMAN IN WHITE is the worst show I've actually seen (though I have opinions about many I haven't seen). I could go on for days about it's single theme score and nonsensical direction and choreography. The story had no mystery. Michael Ball was suprerfluous. The rat gave the best performance. The set was like the adventures of zelda. And I can't listen to Thoroughly Modern Millie anymore without thinking of Miss Dorothy shrieking and squealing dressed all in white.
Bombay Dreams was pretty awful, too. But the fountain made the whole thing worth it. Well, the fountain, and when the prop "stage light" fell off the stage into the audience. That was pretty great. Shakalaka Baby.
And for the few who mentioned this show, I'd just like to say that High Fidelity is a good show with potential--it just had an unfortunate director who forgot to put the story on stage and a choreographer whose work could be outdone by a mediocre show choir director. IMO, of course.
Babyboomer
Chorus Member Joined: 4/8/06
#130Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 12:00am
Runners Up:LEGS DIAMOND
MARILYN
Winner of the worst ever that I saw: MAN IN THE MOON. The lady sitting in front of us flung her playbill towards the stage at the end. It was a dreadful, incomprehensible piece of crap
#131Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 12:24amI would have to say Honk! i know a lot of people defended it, but honestly it just doesn't seem like a good piece of theatre to me.. the music is just.. honk.
notwearingunderwear
Swing Joined: 4/29/06
#133Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 1:35am
Grease
I'm NOT a fan. After seeing it several times (once professionally), mostly against my will, and acting in it and being forced to study the songs and the script, I can say that it is an awful excuse for a musical, especially one so highly acclaimed as it is.
And someone, PLEASE help me with Evita. I'm not a fan of this one either, but that's definitely because I've only seen the movie. I had to turn it off. If anyone can convince me to give Evita a second chance, I would love you.
#134Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 1:40amfabala, I would give Evita a second chance. Listen to the original cast album. It's fantastic. Patti, Mandy, and Bob and wonderful.
FutureAladdinOnB'Way
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/21/07
#135Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 2:15amDefinately give Evita a second chance...much like WonderfulWizard said, get the OBC Recording w/ Patti Lupone, it's incredible...After listening to the recording Evita has become one of my favorite Cast Recordings and shows
G_Schlozinski2
Leading Actor Joined: 3/23/07
#136Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 3:12am
Dance a Little Closer
Minskoff Theatre, (5/11/1983 - 5/11/1983)
Preview: Apr 16, 1983 Total Previews: 25
Opening: May 11, 1983
Closing: May 11, 1983 Total Performances: 1
a musical about henry kissinger not quite averting nuclear holocaust. the gay couple ice-dancing on the minsoff stage and singing, 'why can't the world just leave us alone?' is classic!
worst play of that season: the moose murders (moose musical anyone?) or maybe it was james whitmore in almost an eagle, which was almost a budgie. ran three tedious perfs.
#137Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 6:48am
Little prince and the aviator .god that was dull
Marilyn an american Fable -managed to do marilyn's life without actually telling us anything.
Dracula-No bite
Beautiful and the Damned-Great Name, awful show
#138Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 7:25am
Aida is the worst thing I've ever seen and the only musical where I left at intermission and threw my playbill away. Dreadful.
Legs Diamond was bad but at least it had the marvelous Julie Wilson to ignite it from time to time.
leefowler
Broadway Star Joined: 7/13/04
#139Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 8:03amI have the distinction of having worked on two of these shows: "The Little Prince And The Avaitor" and "Dance A Little Closer". During intermission of "Dance", I heard one lady say to another, "This is even worse than THE LITTLE PRINCE", which had been my last show.
#140Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 8:20am
leeflower what did you do on them?
Little prince was very bad(Zzzzzzzzz)
leefowler
Broadway Star Joined: 7/13/04
#141Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 8:23amI was assistant musical director of Little Prince and wrote dance music for Dance A Little Closer. My career went better after that. How could it not?
#142Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 8:27am
aww
Thats still impressive though
I have a not so legal fomat of Little Prince i could only get through act 1.
I think it biggest problem was it was just very slow and didnt really seem to go anyway
The sets were also very ugly grr
Quasi
Stand-by Joined: 11/11/04
#143Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 10:23am
Well I saw a local production of a musical about energy here in Germany. It was so bad I laughed tears.
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#144Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 11:00amThe worst musical I personally have ever seen is The Pirate Queen. So many ballads in the second act. No point to the show. These are just a couple of its faults.
#145Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 11:03am
Gotta agree with The Pirate Queen. Saw it last night, ok saw HALF of it last night, left at intermission. What a steaming pile of ****!
Glad we didn't pay for those tickets
#146Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 11:13am
What could be worst than "Daddy Cool"?
Answer : NOTHING !
queenbee2
Featured Actor Joined: 7/13/06
#147Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 11:27am
Thou Shalt Not was a difficult viewing experience.
As was Jeckyll & Hyde.
-QB
#148Name the worst musical
Posted: 3/23/07 at 11:30am
Worst Broadway show:
Aint Broadway Grand
Thou Shalt Not
Worst off-Bway show:
Frankie, the Frankenstein Musical
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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