Name the worst musical- Page 4

[JRybka]

Name the worst musical#75

Posted: 2/4/07 at 8:25pm

Crapacobana! Hands down the worst peace of crap I have ever seen. And I will even admit to enjoying a little Barry now and then.... but this was baaaaaad!

"Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around."

[pants2]

Name the worst musical#76

Posted: 2/4/07 at 8:35pm

Silence of the Lambs: the Musical........ biggest waste of a 15 dollar student rush ticket that me, or any one has ever commited.

And someone said Aida, Aida OWNS you.

And also, who'd have thought someone who could write something as good as Aida would totally (figuratively) commit suicide by lettin lestat happen, and even worse, write for it

Can, can I have it?

Updated On: 2/4/07 at 08:35 PM

[justafan2]

Name the worst musical#77

Posted: 2/4/07 at 9:08pm

I second whoever said "By Jeeves"----just a boring, stupid (not in a good way) show.

[AnaGFan]

Name the worst musical#78

Posted: 2/4/07 at 9:37pm

Lestat

Phantom of the Opera

[alterego]

Name the worst musical#79

Posted: 2/4/07 at 9:42pm

Here's one that none of you would have seen...THE HISTORY OF AUSTRALIA - the musical. It was as bad as it sounds.

There is a tour of URBAN COWBOY? How did that happen?

[Danielm]

Name the worst musical#80

Posted: 2/5/07 at 3:47pm

Certainly Carrie and The Dead could qualify as worst--(although I quite liked "The Dead"). The fact that it may have had a few good songs doesn't mean it can't be the worst--in fact it just shows how bad the rest of the show was--and some of the music is beyond dreadful.

Yes, we do need a third vampire musical.--Little Sally, Gypsy of the Year 2005.

[MinorAdjustments]

Name the worst musical#81

Posted: 2/5/07 at 3:54pm

Into The Light
Charlie and Algernon
Bring Back Birdie
Merlin
A Doll's Life
The Petrified Prince

[doodlenyc]

Name the worst musical#82

Posted: 2/5/07 at 4:19pm

Broadway: Aint Broadway Grand and Thou Shalt Not

Off Broadway: "Frankie" the Frankestein Musical

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[broadwaybaby1624]

Name the worst musical#83

Posted: 2/5/07 at 4:25pm

we will rock you

hands down...

Alas, our frailty is the cause, not we. For such as we are made of, such we be. -Shakespeare

[Mattbrain]

Name the worst musical#84

Posted: 2/5/07 at 4:26pm

"And also, who'd have thought someone who could write something as good as Aida would totally (figuratively) commit suicide by lettin lestat happen, and even worse, write for it"

I actually think three of the songs from Lestat are good (and none of them are sung by Claudia) but apart from that, I agree with you.

Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."

[gumbo2]

Name the worst musical#85

Posted: 2/5/07 at 4:34pm

We Will Rock You, while genuinely terrible throughout almost the entire show...was one of the most awesome things I've ever experienced in theatre, just because of the last 15 minutes alone.

[Mister Matt]

Name the worst musical#86

Posted: 2/5/07 at 6:01pm

Behind the Iron Mask
The Red Shoes
Bernadette
Thou Shalt Not
That British musical about the aftermath of Hiroshima. Was that Into the Light? I can't get through 25% of the score.


All boring and/or just dreadful.



"Parade: What a ghastly idea for a musical! Furthermore, the young lady on whose murder the show turns, is dead and gone ten minutes into the show, and the rest of the show focuses on the trial. We never understand who Mary Phagen was and why she may have died, nor are the Franks likeable people, so we don't care about them. There's a really uncharacteristic song at the end of the first act where Leo sings about seducing young girls which is all wrong. I left at the interval."

LOL!! First, the show is not about Mary, it is about Leo and the show makes it quite clear by the end how she died and Leo's innocence is played out in the final scene. Why Mary died is completely irrelevent to how she died and by whom was she murdered. It is about the continuing unrest between the North and the South nearly 40 years after the Civil War and the ongoing resentment boiling in the South. I guess you didn't get the part where the "uncharacterstic song" was actually the false testimony of the factory girls being played out. It was called "Come Up to My Office". I thought Parade was extraordinarily beautiful and a brilliant, creative, original idea for a musical. One of the 10 best musicals of the 90s.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[perfectliar]

Name the worst musical#87

Posted: 2/5/07 at 8:42pm

Thank you to whoever mentioned MAIL.

[YankeeGal#24]

Name the worst musical#88

Posted: 2/5/07 at 10:07pm

Yes, I know its been playing forever, but my vote goes to "Mamma Mia". Horrible.

"You ask four guys, you get four different versions" ~ Tommy DeVito, Jersey Boys

[tazber]

Name the worst musical#89

Posted: 2/5/07 at 10:31pm

I agree that both "Mail" and "Charlie and Algernon" are horrible, but they both have nice music.
Thou Shalt Not is my worst pick.
oh, and does anyone remember a wretched little show called "A Change In The Heir"? Not sure if that one was Bway or off.

....but the world goes 'round

[eb412]

Name the worst musical#90

Posted: 2/5/07 at 10:45pm

i like Honk! It was popular in England and won some awards I believe. There has not been many major productions of it in American so it isnt really fair to hate it...a lot of community theatre or highschools makes any show look terrible

[Loge]

Name the worst musical#91

Posted: 2/5/07 at 11:10pm

Ok!

1). Those of you who said POTO are crazy!

2). It looks like none of you have seen/heard WHICH WITCH. For if you had, that would be the show stated in every post within this thread.

"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry

[NYC_or_Bust]

Name the worst musical#92

Posted: 2/6/07 at 2:14am

I stand alone on this-always have, always will

For ME at least (which I'm assuming is the theme of this thread), I named the worst musical : WICKED

I adore the black band holding on the Phantom's mask. ~ Jenna2

[tazber]

Name the worst musical#93

Posted: 2/6/07 at 9:24am

NYC_or_Bust,

I'm not a Wicked lover either, but the worst musical?
What about it did you dislike so much?

....but the world goes 'round

[Joelbeans]

Name the worst musical#94

Posted: 2/6/07 at 9:52am

OK I LOVE the musical version of Yours, Anne, having done it twice it is such a wonderful piece of work. Most of the lyrics used in the song were actual words written by Anne Frank. It may not be Broadway material, but it isn't as bad as people are making it out to be. We did it for school kids that were reading the books in school, so they could come in and maybe understand parts of the book that they weren't understanding just reading the book. Even though I loved working on Charlie and Algernon it isn't the greatest piece of theatre, but it holds a special place in my heart.

I have a few that no one has mentioned. How about "The Utter Glory of Morrisey Hall" Or "Smike" "Wind in the Willows" All of those are pretty bad. I would say Annie Warbucks, but it actually has some nice songs, although the story is stupid. Oh another one "Half a Sixpence" I have done all of these.....

[TheatreDiva612]

Name the worst musical#95

Posted: 2/6/07 at 11:40am

Amen, Mister Matt.

[blueroses]

Name the worst musical#96

Posted: 2/6/07 at 12:14pm

I can only pick one that I've seen personally, and I choose Brooklyn.

[songanddanceman2]

Name the worst musical#97

Posted: 2/6/07 at 1:58pm

why do i get the feeling that some people who say Carrie,Legs diamond etc havent even seen the show or werent even old enough to see them when they were around and are just going of there reputation.

Both shows had some amazing moments

Carrie was noted as been so Heartbreaking because half of the show was so fantastic but that the other half spoilt it.

Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

[Enjolras77]

Name the worst musical#98

Posted: 2/6/07 at 2:57pm

Here are three more to add to the voting...

ROCKABYE HAMLET
KELLY
WIND IN THE WILLOWS

...and although never on Broadway....MOBY DICK: THE MUSICAL should be included. I got a cassette (yes you read that right!) of this musical at a Tony Awards party a few years back -- and once I listened to it I knew why it was being given away!

"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man

[jasobres]

Name the worst musical#99

Posted: 2/6/07 at 3:21pm

Fame on 42nd Street
No doubt about it.

"Ev'ry-buddy wants ta get into de act!" - Jimmy Durante "Breathe from your hoo-hoo." -Kristin Chenoweth