Greg Edelman - lifeless
Mandy Patinkin - shriekingly awful
Antonio Banderas - can't understand a word he sings
Patti LuPone - sings the role the same everytime
Ethel Merman - ouch! My ears!
Michael Crawford - Forbidden Broadway says it all
Matthew Broderick - boring
Nathan Lane - I really don't like milkers or people with really obnoxious nasal squeaky tones
Ben Vereen - not a nice person. VERY egotistical.
my God...I can make this list neverending...
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.