While acknowledging my biases when it comes to this kind of material, to me, the show gets three strikes-you’re out purely on structure alone.
1) The story weaves around with no real cohesion and doesn’t make anything of the two main characters leads other than dropping little tidbits about them throughout that, I guess, we’re supposed to keep in our mind until - poof - everything suddenly makes sense (even when the ending can be predicted by the middle of act 2). Those crumbs of religious trauma, sordid pasts, and mental illness weren’t enough for me to emotionally invest in them.
2) The story meanders as if to fill a longer span of time than is necessary, including extended (and musically LOUD) transitions. It also commits the cardinal sin of deflating any tension built during the first act (which, aside from one adequate jump scare - there was very little) with the use of an intermission. It reminded me exactly of what BUG did. When your show promises horror/suspense, and the first act doesn’t amount to much, you are giving your audience an easy out at intermission. (Thankfully, BUG is a far superior play)
3) A good horror/suspense story requires intimacy and claustrophobia. The audience should feel like they are just as much trapped in the story as the characters. As DOG DAY AFTERNOON so painfully demonstrated, the lack of intimacy lets all the air out of the story and, with it, the danger. I was sitting in the rear orchestra and many of the “tricks” and scares onstage were lost and I only knew they happened when the audience ooohed and aaaahed.
Frankly, the only interesting part of the play was the mother-in-law character, who brought life to the proceedings with her Temu version of Laurie Metcalf midwestern folksiness.
It’s not good, and it’s not so bad it’s good. It just wallows in this indifferent space that leaves you more bored than engaged.
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