PERFECT CRIME and THE OFFICE: A MUSICAL PARODY temporarily closed following robbery

[Alex Kulak2]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 11:44am

Someone broke into the theatre over the weekend and stole all the copper piping out of the theatre, then came back the next night to smash the windows.

Didn't think I'd check that box off my 2022 Bingo Card.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 12:03pm

If there was one theater that I could see that happening in, though…

[ClydeBarrow]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 12:03pm

Guess they had to steal something since I'm sure there was no money.

[JSquared2]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 12:29pm

Ms. Russell has been "robbing" unsuspecting tourists for decades.  What goes around...

[BoringBoredBoard40]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 1:01pm

it was actual the basement of the building, the pipes serve the entire building

 

but if you are catherine russell you might consider this.....a perfect crime

[Phantom4ever]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 1:40pm

Oh my lots of hate for Catherine Russell?  What's that about?

[EDSOSLO858]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 2:28pm

General Management Associate Westin Hicks just told me The Theater Center is closed until at least Thursday. He is okay...nobody in the space was injured. 

Updated On: 1/24/22 at 02:28 PM

[Sutton Ross]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 2:33pm

ClydeBarrow said: "Guess they had to steal something since I'm sure there was no money."

HAHAHAAAAAA. Spittin Fax! 

 

[JSquared2]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 2:47pm

EDSOSLO858 said: "General Management Associate Westin Hicks just told me The Theater Center is closed until at least Thursday. He is okay...nobody in the space was injured."

No one said there were any injuries.  I'm sure that the GM REALLY appreciates you posting his name in a chat room.  

[EDSOSLO858]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 3:04pm

JSquared2 said: "EDSOSLO858 said: "General Management Associate Westin Hicks just told me The Theater Center is closed until at least Thursday. He is okay...nobody in the space was injured."

No one said there were any injuries. I'm sure that the GM REALLY appreciates you posting his name in a chat room."

I was just providing some clarity, man - and him and I are close. Wanted to make sure everyone was okay. 

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 3:26pm

JSquared2 said: "Ms. Russell has been "robbing" unsuspecting tourists for decades. What goes around..."

But she's never missed a performance! Surely a little inconvenience like a robbery shouldn't have stopped her from going on?!?!

[ACL2006]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 3:36pm

The show, on average, plays to maybe a dozen people per performance. Russell is sleep walking through this show. Nobody should pay even $5 to see this mess.

[Alex Kulak2]

Posted: 1/24/22 at 3:39pm

AEA AGMA SM said: "JSquared2 said: "Ms. Russell has been "robbing" unsuspecting tourists for decades. What goes around..."

But she's never missed a performance! Surely a little inconvenience like a robbery shouldn't have stopped her from going on?!?!"

It sure can if the pipes were stolen. Even if the broken glass was replaced, the theatre doesn't have heat or running water without those pipes.