From Datalounge:
I've got a Mandy story from THE SECRET GARDEN. This college friend of mine was cast in the original company as an ensemble member and understudy to "Lily". Ha, I haven't talked to her since the 80s, and don't remember her name -- but I do remember the story someone told me about her experience doing that show.
Mandy was a major DIVA during the rehearsal process. Had to have his OWN vocal coach, etc. Just a pain in everyone's ass what with his attitude, etc.
So they come to the tech rehearsals, which are notoriously long, frustrating, and boring. You expect that going in, so you gird your loins for the tedium.
One of my friends' roles was a maid in the Craven Mansion, and during a set change she was to bring Mandy his overcoat and cane. Well, the first time they did it, she couldn't get around the revolving automated set, and was late for the on-stage costume change. Understandable -- I mean, that's what tech rehearsals are for, right? To work out the bugs.
WELL. Mr. Patinkin turns on her and let's her have it but good. On and on about professionalism, and how important this coat is to his arc, etc., etc., etc., bull****, bull****. Just an unnecessary blowup.
She stands there. She takes it. She doesn't react but levels her gaze at him. And when he finishes, she says, calmly but loud enough for everyone to hear: "I need to clarify something for you, Mr. Patinkin. I only PLAY your maid."
An eruption of applause burst forth from the wings and the house, and Patinkin's face went white.
And no more outbursts after that episode.
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose Nyland