UncleCharlie said: "Niles Silvers said: "Aside from her questionable acting capabilities, Madonna is just about the right age for this role now and would look great in all that garb. Cooper is not such a bad idea, imo."
Madonna would be perfect. After the final dramatic scene with Joe, she strips off her frumpy dress to reveal the cone bra, shouts "Hey MTV, I'm ready formy new video" and starts singing "Vogue" as the police lead her away. "Express Yourself" would also work, I think."
You may indeed be on to something. Update storyline to the late 90s, and faded former MTV video star, Norma Desmond.... genius!